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Posted 21 December 2006 - 09:35 AM

So, at last, this is the full list of runners and riders for TFF 2007. Over 50, the biggest and best uptake in the history of TFF.

The Gates of Heaven are open.

This thread will only be added to when people die, so remains closed.

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Posted 27 December 2006 - 09:46 PM

Making his debut in TFF FF we have WESLINA

Ali, Muhammad
Biggs, Ronnie
Freud, Lucian
Hawking, Steven
Knieval Evel
Love, Courtney
Mandela, Nelson
Paul, Les
Thatcher, Margaret
Widsom, Norman

Average age 74.0 years

Both Lucian Freud and Les Paul are unique picks, making their first appearance in FF.

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Posted 27 December 2006 - 09:56 PM

Another debutant, MAXBLUE who despite coming from Birmingham has a competitive list.

Ali, Muhammad
Astor, Brooke
Borgnine, Ernest
Castro, Fidel
Doherty, Pete
Douglas, Kirk
Heston, Charlton
Hick, John
Khabra, Piara Singh
Sharon, Ariel

Average age 78.3 years

John Hick and Piara Khabra are both unique picks and both making their FF debuts.

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Posted 27 December 2006 - 10:03 PM

Now, young NIK. We know he isn't in the best of health himself, but he wanted to pick himself!! He also had the Queen Mum on his list until I pointed out just how dead she was.

Barrymore, Michael
Bush, George H
Campbell, Menzies
Cocker, Jarvis
Doherty, Pete
Jackson, Michael
Major, John
Osborne, Ozzy
Prescott, John
Windsor, Phil

Average Age 58.3

Jarvis Cocker is a first time pick, as is John Major I think.

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Posted 27 December 2006 - 10:14 PM

An entry from LLOYDIE

Atkinson, Big Fat Ron
Corbett, Ronnie
Doherty, Pete
Finney, Tom
Forsyth, Bruce
Loaf, Meat
Mutu, Adriano
Osborne, Ozzy
Robson, Sir Bobby
Tarbuck, Jimmy

Average Age = 60.5

This is a fat bastard list with Atkinson, Loaf, Osborne and Tarbuck all at risk from a heart attack. Atkinson, Tarbuck both make their debuts, as does Finney I believe (which is a surprise)

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Posted 27 December 2006 - 10:46 PM

Not so sure JAMESLEWIS has the idea of this game. Either that or he some top inside information.

Blunkett, David
Castro, Fidel
Chauhdry, Shabaz
Forsyth, Bruce
Huntley, Ian
Moore, Roger
Stranger, Suffolk Slag
Sutcliffe, Peter
Thatcher, Margaret
Way, Gerard

Average Age = 58.3

The Suffolk Slag Strangler, Shabaz and Way are all making their debuts in FF. Not surprising really.

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Posted 27 December 2006 - 11:01 PM

A FF old hand, CALLY, no doubt handicapped by not being allowed to include any children this year!

Ali, Muhammad
Astor, Brooke
Dunn, Clive
Lane, Charles
Lynn, Vera
Mandela, Nelson
Moore, Patrick
Pele
Thatcher, Margaret
Widsom, Norman

Average age 85.5

One of the older lists this year, weighing in with an average of over 85 and includes two centurians.

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Posted 27 December 2006 - 11:07 PM

GARY, entering for the first time,.

Bush, George H
Carter, Jimmy
Castro, Fidel
Doherty, Pete
Lohan, Lindsey
Magnusson, Magnus
Saville, Sir Jimmy
Taylor, Elizabeth
Thatcher, Margaret
Windsor, Elizabeth

Average Age = 67.3

Lindsey Lohan makes her debut and is the youngest person selected this year at 20 years of age and with 27 year old Pete Doherty this drags the average team age down to under 70.


EDIT - 7/1 Magnus Magnusson died. Replaced by Tony Hart who will count on 18th January.

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Posted 27 December 2006 - 11:42 PM

Another debutant BEARDYOAFC enters the fray.

Blaine, David
Crosby, Bill
Ferguson, Sir Alex
Gadaffi, Colonel
Hammer, MC
Il, Kim Jong
Prescott, John
Springer, Jerry
Thatcher, Margaret
Wilson, Quentin

Average age = 58.0

Blaine, Hammer, Springer, Wilson and the Korean guy are all new picks and unique picks. A very interesting list indeed.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 10:34 AM

For some poor bastard this is SOMEONESWIFE. This is her debut, I need to remind her that she cannot kill any of these herself.

Forsyth, Bruce
Fraser, Mad Frankie
Hefner, Hugh
Love, Courtney
Mandela, Nelson
Paisley, Ian
Richards, Keith
Taylor, Liz
Windsor, Phil
Wisdom, Norman

Average Age = 75.3

Keith Richards, really surprised he hasn't appeared in TFF FF before. Hugh Hefner and Frankie Fraser are also making their debuts.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 05:26 PM

TUFFLEY RED is another debutant to FF

Armstrong, Neil
Bush, George H
Castro, Fidel
Forsyth, Bruce
Moore, Patrick
Mugabe, Robert
Pele
Sharon, Ariel
Thatcher, Margaret
van Dyke, Dick

Average Age = 78.5

Dick Van Dyke, a very clever selection, is unique to this list. Neil Armstrong is making is first appearance as well.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 05:30 PM

SIRSCUMPTON's list, as always brings it's fair share of Middle Eastern assassination targets.

Abu Ayyub al-Masri
Biggs, Ronnie
di Stefano, Alfredo
Douglas, Kirk
Foot, Michael
Karazi, Hamid
Lane, Charles
Moore, Patrick
Sharon, Ariel
Wisdom, Norman

Average Age = 78.1

Masri makes his debut in FF and is a unique pick. Lane is over 100.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 05:43 PM

PONTOONLEW one of the younger tipsters.

Ali, Muhammad
Bin Laden, Osama
Castro, Fidel
Charlton, Bobby
Cooper, Henry
Huntley, Ian
Maradona, Diego
Mcmenemy, Lawrie
Pavarotti, Luciano
Thatcher, Margaret

Average Age = 63.4

A young average age, but does include Pavarotti, who makes his FF debut, as does Cooper.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 05:50 PM

KIERZ - another newbie

Ali, Muhammad
Blair, Tony
Bush, George H
Castro, Fidel
Heston, Charlton
Huntley, Ian
Manning, Bernard
Moore, Patrick
Paisley, Ian
Wisdom, Norman

Average 72.4

A fairly stable list of perenial FFers here, though Paisley is here for the first time.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 06:07 PM

Another younger TFFer WATTY

Astor, Brooke
Bush, George H
Douglas, Kirk
Hawking, Steven
Manning, Bernard
Mondale, Eleanor
Pinter, Harold
Reagan, Nancy
Sharon, Ariel
Thatcher, Margaret

Average Age = 78.2

Eleanor Mondale is an inspired choice, she is a unique pick and makes her FF debut. Harold Pinter also included for the first time.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 07:28 PM

TOM F a FF Veteran

Astor, Brooke
Biggs, Ronnie
Castro, Fidel
di Stefano, Alfredo
Foot, Michael
Lane, Charles
Moore, Patrick
Sharon, Ariel
Thatcher, Margaret
Wisdom, Norman

Average Age = 86.8

No surprises here, a good solid list.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 07:29 PM

Another debutant DODDIE

Biggs, Ronnie
Castro, Fidel
Douglas, Kirk
Heston, Charlton
Hoffman, Albert
Lane, Charles
Maradona, Diego
Sharon, Ariel
Thatcher, Margaret
Wisdom, Norman

Average age = 82.7

Another solid list of FF favorites.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 07:31 PM

RICH PAFC - note there was no difficult spelling involved here!

Astor, Brooke
Biggs, Ronnie
Castro, Fidel
Dunn, Clive
Hoffman, Albert
Mandela, Nelson
Moore, Patrick
Sharon, Ariel
Thatcher, Margaret
Wisdom, Norman

Average Age 86.8

Like the previous enteries, a no thrills list containing the usual suspects.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 07:32 PM

Me, LORD FOOTBALL, my list

Astor, Brooke
Castro, Fidel
Denmark, Leila
Heester, Johannes
Johnson, Lady Bird
LaBouisse, Eve Curie
Maas, Frederica Sagor
Marshall, Arthur
Muhammad, Ruby
Sharon, Ariel

Average Age 98.7

The second highest average age of all time, and 7 centurians amongst them. Denmark, Heester, LaBouisse, Maas and Muhammad are all making their debuts.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 07:34 PM

KI DYNAMO who unlike last year gets his list on time.

Astor, Brooke
Bin Laden, Osama
Brady, Ian
Lane, Charles
Bush, George H
Di Stefano, Alfredo
Ford, Betty
Reagan, Nancy
Robson, Sir Bobby
Tanuma, Malietoa

Average Age = 82.5

The King of Samoa, Tanuma, is making his debut and not surprisingly is a unique pick. Don't laugh, Dynamo got the King of Tonga spot on in 2006.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 07:41 PM

BP007 making his debut in FF

Biggs, Ronnie
Bush, George H
Castro, Fidel
Di Stefano, Alfredo
Hoffman, Albert
Mandela, Nelson
Megson,Don
Moore, Patrick
Robson, Sir Bobby
Thatcher, Margaret

Average Age 81.4

Don Megson is the unique pick here.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 07:46 PM

FOREVER GOLD clearly has done his research

Barzun, Jacques
Bennett, Bruce
Carter, Elliot
DeBakey, Michael
Heester, Johannes
Hoffman, Albert
Kent, Barbara
Lane, Charles
Levi-Strauss, Claude
Niemeyer, Oscar

Average Age 99.6

Five centurians here and no one younger than 98! This one starts as favourite. Hoffman, Lane and Levi-Strauss have been selected before, Heester selected elsewhere ths time. The rest are all unique and first timers.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 07:59 PM

JAX a veteran of FF

Ali, Muhammad
Castro, Fidel
Douglas, Kirk
Edmund Hillary
Gabor, Zsa Zsa
Hoffman, Albert
Mandela, Nelson
Reagan, Nancy
Rooney, Mickey
Wisdom, Norman

Average Age = 86

Edmund Hillary makes his first appearance on FF

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 08:02 PM

STUWILKY makes a welcome return to FF

Casagrande, Walter
Getty. Estelle
Ghostly, Alice
Holyfield, Evander
Moore, Patrick
Ponti, Carlo
Saville, Sir Jimmy
Sharon, Ariel
Wisdom, Norman
Young, Jimmy

Average Age = 76.1

Casagrande, Getty, Ghostly, Holyfield, Ponti and Young all make their debuts and are unique to Stu's list.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 08:03 PM

LUCRETIA's list

Douglas, Kirk
Nakasone, Yasuhiro
Forsythe, John
Gabor, Zsa Zsa
Heston, Charlton
Johnson, Lady Bird
Lee, Christopher
LaLanne, Jack
Rooney, Mickey
Sugden, Molly

Average Age 87.8

Jack LaLanne is unique to Lu's list as is Nakasone.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 08:05 PM

GREGTHESHREW joins the party

Ali, Muhammad
Castro, Fidel
Doherty, Pete
Mandela, Nelson
Patch, Harry
Sharon, Ariel
Tarbuck, Jimmy
Thatcher, Margaret
Windsor, Phil
Wisdom, Norman

Average Age = 76.8

Harry Patch makes his debut. He is 108. Also a debut for Tarbuck, but others have him.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 08:07 PM

SHAKERANDY has done his research.

Allingham, Henry
Astor, Brooke
Castro, Fidel
Douglas, Kirk
Gallo,Ernest
Hoffman, Albert
King, BB
Mbasogo, Teodoro Obiang Nguema
Sharon, Ariel
Varallo, Francisco

Average Age = 90

Allingham, at 110, is the oldest nominee this year. Gallo, King, Mbasango and Varallo are all first timers and unique to Andy's list. Very competitive this one.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 08:08 PM

LUFC MAGIC a Leeds fan who can read and write!

Ali, Muhammad
Biggs, Ronnie
Corbett, Ronnie
Glazer, Malcolm
Huntley, Ian
Mandela, Nelson
Maradona, Diego
McCartney, Heather
Sharon, Ariel
Thatcher, Margaret

Average Age 66.4

A different list. Glazer, makes his debut and is unique to LUFC. McCartney is also in the same boat.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 08:12 PM

CARPCRAZYOX makes his debut

Dean, Milvina
Eastwood, Clint
Forsyth, Bruce
Moore, Patrick
Robson, Sir Bobby
Stewart, Rod
Thatcher, Margaret
Windsor, Barbara
Windsor, Elizabeth
Wisdom, Norman

Average Age = 78.6

Eastwood and Stewart make their FF debuts, and all are unique to CCO. Windsor B is also unique to the list.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 08:14 PM

Former FF winner MARQUIS

Astor, Brooke
Biggs, Ronnie
Borgnine, Ernest
Castro, Fidel
Douglas, Kirk
Hoffman, Albert
Johnson, Lady Bird
Kissinger, Henry
Lane, Charles
Levi-Strauss, Claude

Average Age = 91.6

Kissinger is unique to Marquis, but some seriously old dudes here.

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Posted 28 December 2006 - 08:46 PM

MOZZER

Bush, George H
Castro, Fidel
Doherty, Pete
Foot, Michael
Lee, Harper
Prescott, John
Reagan, Nancy
Robson, Sir Bobby
Salinger, JD
Thatcher, Margaret

Average Age = 74.6

Harper Lee is a debutant for FF, her and Salinger are unique to Mozzer

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 12:11 AM

OWL ON THE PROWL another new entrant

Ali, Muhammad
Bin Laden, Osama
Campbell, Menzies
Castro, Fidel
di Stefano, Alfredo
Doherty, Pete
Love, Courtney
Minogue, Kylie
Thatcher, Margaret
Windsor, Elizabeth

Average Age = 60.6

One of younger lists having Doherty, Love and Minogue included.

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 12:16 AM

BLUE GENIE enters with this list

Bennett, Bruce
Biggs, Ronnie
Castro, Fidel
Cent, 50
Douglas, Kirk
Hefner, Hugh
Love, Courtney
Maradona, Diego
Mohammed, Khalid Sheikh
Sharon, Ariel

Average Age = 66.6

Mohammed is making his debut.

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 09:52 AM

JOEBOZCFC a new entrant and certainly sent the most entertaining PM. His list of "wormfood" and "oxygen thieves" no doubt will be borrowed along the way.

Astor, Brooke
Biggs, Ronnie
di Stefano, Alfredo
Hoffman, Albert
Johnson, Lady Bird
Lane, Charles
Moore, Patrick
Raabe ,Meinhardt
Thatcher, Margaret
Yeltsin, Boris

Average Age = 88.6

Raabe is making his debut. There are three centurians on the list.

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 01:29 PM

PHIL D

Cheney, Dick
Glazer, Malcolm
Hefner, Hugh
Kaunda, Kenneth
Mandela, Winnie
Noades, Ron
Thatcher, Margaret
Windsor, Phil
Yeltsin, Boris
Zemin, Jiang

Average Age = 77.3

Noades' age is estimated at 75. He, Mandela W, Kaunda, Zemin and Cheney all make their FF debuts.

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 05:10 PM

WOODY's list. If previous FFs are to go by, this lot can start preparing for next Xmas

Allingham, Henry
Astor, Brooke
Biggs, Ronnie
Brady, Ian
Castro, Fidel
Ellis, Doug
Huntley, Ian
Lane, Charles
Patch, Harry
Sharon, Ariel

Average Age = 83.8

Four centurians, Allingham (110), Patch (106), Astor (104) and Lane (101) plus Doug Ellis who for some reason hasn't been the favourite of Villa fans this year.

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 05:12 PM

Young JACOBNCFC did a bit of research here.

Castro, Fidel
di Stefano, Alfredo
Floyd, Keith
Heston, Charlton
Hoffman, Albert
Moore, Patrick
Patch, Harry
Robson, Sir Bobby
Sharon, Ariel
Wisdom, Norman

Average Age = 83.7

Keith Floyd makes his debut and is unique to Jacob this year.

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 09:57 PM

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Bush, George H
Carter, Jimmy
Castro, Fidel
di Stefano, Alfredo
Huntley, Ian
Mugabe, Robert
Peres, Shimon
Robson, Sir Bobby
Shamir, Yitzhak
Sharon, Ariel

Average Age = 76.3

A very Israeli look to this list with 3 former leaders names, Peres and Shamir make their debuts.

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Posted 29 December 2006 - 10:07 PM

BEAUMONTFOX's entry. Not bad for a ginger bird.

Allingham, Henry
Astor, Brooke
Bergman, Ingmar
Biggs, Ronnie
Clarke, Arthur C
Dean, Milvina
Douglas, Kirk
Foot, Michael
Levi-Strauss, Claude
Sharon, Ariel

Average age = 92.5

An average age above 90 makes this one of the favourites.

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 09:50 AM

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Ali, Muhammad
Biggs, Ronnie
Castro, Fidel
Clarke, Arthur C
di Stefano, Alfredo
Lane, Charles
Moore, Patrick
Robson, Sir Bobby
Thatcher, Margaret
Wisdom, Norman

Average Age = 81.9

A solid list of FF favourites.




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