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[Rich McLean]

This is a brand new award. It's different from the Idiot of the Year, as being a bastard isn't necessarily being an idiot.

It developed from the TFF Bastard 100 members thread, which turned into a mutiny by the end of it.

Find out later on who cleaned up this award

[Rich McLean]

For this award, we have an Admin willing to present. Have met him on several occasions, so give it up for Kaawaterloo

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This'll be good....

[Kaawaterloo]

Your a funny man Spear, somehow you appear to have missed out on this award. I think that must have been a error in the count up, still, never mind eh ?

I rarely say what I think, so here's the truth for this award. Not like I can get warned anyway so....we have a joint 3rd place

3rd= Carel Fabritius & Destruction

At 3rd is a man who's posting on films in particular, seems to have been aided with a dictionary. Long, waffling posts about shit designed to make you think he's somehow "better" than you because you like Shawsahank. No, you have to love some random film about the Mongolian president getting shot by a paperboy against the backdrop of someone struggling with a stubbed toe. Not hard then to see why you voted for him.

Destruction

A man who is silly enough to want to become a teacher "for the holidays" deserves an award just for the stupidity. Wether he will be so happy when some 8 yr old with ADHD punches him in the face is another matter, but one can only hope that someone, somewhere, films it and it becomes a You Tube moment.

2nd. Ramstamandem

In second in another poster who's posting style is anal. Impossible to discuss anything of any relevance, this poster somehow is training to be a teacher, an irony that is not lost on anyone. Footballing posts, political posts, it doesn't matter, he's not actually worth reading anyway. We can only hope he doesn't teach anywhere near me.

But you winner is "all in this together"....

1st. Chelski72

TFF's Tory Boy in waiting (not a patch on Stanley) posts in politics are always worth reading just for a good laugh. Living possibly on another planet to the rest of us, Chelski is the type of man who would like the work houses back and wants to see Inheritance Tax scrapped. Such a forward thinking man has nothing to say on the absolute mess Cameron and the Condems are making of government and thinks that dinner ladies get gold plated pensions. How can such a sane individual win such and award. I don't know Mr Osborne.

Honourable mention to Sidicks - this is football forum not the financial times just from me. Well, I certainly feel better....

[The Accrington Fisherman]

No worries mate, we can get a recount organised if you want eh ?

[Oaf]

About 10 minutes late Kaa, although...

3rd= Carel Fabritius & Destruction

At 3rd is a man who's posting on films in particular, seems to have been aided with a dictionary. Long, waffling posts about shit designed to make you think he's somehow "better" than you because you like Shawsahank. No, you have to love some random film about the Mongolian president getting shot by a paperboy against the backdrop of someone struggling with a stubbed toe. Not hard then to see why you voted for him.

That was fucking hilariously random

[Nilsson]

Good stuff, Kaawaterloo.

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Dull as usual. All facade and no brickwork.

[Rich McLean]

I deleted a load of posts and cleaned this thread. I find it disappointing that people have used foul language towards Kaa, on what was a good night overall. However, award well deserved in my opinion, but Chelski is not an idiot, hence for me creating this award.

[The Accrington Fisherman]

I deleted a load of posts and cleaned this thread. I find it disappointing that people have used foul language towards Kaa, on what was a good night overall. However, award well deserved in my opinion, but Chelski is not an idiot, hence for me creating this award.

you should have left them in Rich, let people tell them what they think of him, be good entertainment, I promise

To see socilaists try to say a word about anyone else messing up governments requires a tremendous sense of humour, you have to give him that.

[Rammy]

I'd love to know what was said.

[TigerBoy]

I'm sure I posted in this thread.

[Etty Abrics]

I'm sure I posted in this thread.

me too...

[Merseyboyred]

Oops. Congrats Chelski, from winning idiot last year to bastard this, I'm not sure if that's a progression.

[Well Done Tommy Spurr]

Congratulations Chelski72.

[Red]

Your a funny man Spear, somehow you appear to have missed out on this award. I think that must have been a error in the count up, still, never mind eh ?

I rarely say what I think, so here's the truth for this award. Not like I can get warned anyway so....we have a joint 3rd place

3rd= Carel Fabritius & Destruction

At 3rd is a man who's posting on films in particular, seems to have been aided with a dictionary. Long, waffling posts about shit designed to make you think he's somehow "better" than you because you like Shawsahank. No, you have to love some random film about the Mongolian president getting shot by a paperboy against the backdrop of someone struggling with a stubbed toe. Not hard then to see why you voted for him.

Destruction

A man who is silly enough to want to become a teacher "for the holidays" deserves an award just for the stupidity. Wether he will be so happy when some 8 yr old with ADHD punches him in the face is another matter, but one can only hope that someone, somewhere, films it and it becomes a You Tube moment.

2nd. Ramstamandem

In second in another poster who's posting style is anal. Impossible to discuss anything of any relevance, this poster somehow is training to be a teacher, an irony that is not lost on anyone. Footballing posts, political posts, it doesn't matter, he's not actually worth reading anyway. We can only hope he doesn't teach anywhere near me.

But you winner is "all in this together"....

1st. Chelski72

TFF's Tory Boy in waiting (not a patch on Stanley) posts in politics are always worth reading just for a good laugh. Living possibly on another planet to the rest of us, Chelski is the type of man who would like the work houses back and wants to see Inheritance Tax scrapped. Such a forward thinking man has nothing to say on the absolute mess Cameron and the Condems are making of government and thinks that dinner ladies get gold plated pensions. How can such a sane individual win such and award. I don't know Mr Osborne.

Honourable mention to Sidicks - this is football forum not the financial times just from me. Well, I certainly feel better....

By far and away the funniest presentation last night. Chelski definitely deserves this award.

[Poshcockney]

I deleted a load of posts and cleaned this thread. I find it disappointing that people have used foul language towards Kaa, on what was a good night overall. However, award well deserved in my opinion, but Chelski is not an idiot, hence for me creating this award.

Surely though if Kaa is allowed to 'say it like it is because I won't get warned' then people have a right to respond in the same manner?

[Destruction]

1. I'm never a bastard and take even a single nomination in this category as a huge insult.

2. I'm 6ft 2" so there's no way an 8 year old is punching me in the face.

[beaumontfox]

1. I'm never a bastard and take even a single nomination in this category as a huge insult.

2. I'm 6ft 2" so there's no way an 8 year old is punching me in the face.

If they kick you in the balls first your face will probably be within reaching distance of their fist by then...

[The Accrington Fisherman]

I'd love to know what was said.

had approaches from a few about this, can we just clarify it was nothing really, the first 2 posts were up and I posted "well done throughly deserved" it wasnt anything sensational just a joke in the spirit of a friendly awards show.

You had to be there to even find it funny, but if you must, read the first 2 posts then imagine a post saying the above by me.

Nothing really to see here,

Edited by Accrington Spear, 12 December 2011 - 06:45 PM.

[BatesOut]

I'd love to know what was said.

scary keyboard warrior words

as scary as kilner hardcore

[Chelski72]

Blimey - I've just seen this.

Yessss. For the 2nd year running I've taken home silverware. Get Innnnnn.

Bow down before me you lefty scummers.