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There will never be another team like this Notts side. We’ve set some records that will never be broken. Goals, penalties and vibes baby

Very naive view this, wins and points are a construct the bureaucrats at the EFL want you to respect. We respect possession based stats only and our underlying metrics indicate we aren’t ‘bad’, simply ‘unlucky’. We shouldn’t change, the entire sport should

Doesn’t count, he was against Richard Brindley Never has a man given off bigger loser energy than Stuart Maynard. It’s the only way I can describe it, I have no constructive criticism for him, he is just simply an obvious loser when it comes to football

Stockport doing us a favour here and ensuring any good will towards our defenders has evaporated. Thankyou for your service and good luck in League 1

I think if you put all 3 of our keepers in goal and pretended it was one player they still collectively wouldn’t have got in the team of the season

Is this you practicing things you’re going to say next season when Super Paul Mullin isn’t living in Langstaff’s shadow for once?

It’s all basically a tax fiddle so there’s not much to take the moral high ground on. Other than the general principle of lower agent fees signal lower budget etc… as the two are highly correlated. Clubs basically pay agents on the players’ behalf these days, it gets taxed as a benefit in kind...

Well done Wrexham. The fairytale continues! Hard not to be annoyed with this Notts team even when we win, 7 points off the playoffs in the context of our season just proves we’ve underachieved but there we go. Maybe some positive signs under Maynard but think the summer will just be one big...

Excited for a few months time when all the amateur accountants on Twitter who don’t understand capital expenditure tell us how much debt we’re in. Really positive stuff obviously. Already seen a couple moan about how we’re going to have to sell players to fund it all without realising the only...

You also have to remember that Crawley have a bigger budget than Mansfield

Officially top scorers in the division as well as having the worst defensive record. It’s actually on - why is this not national news. Absolutely unprecedented levels of vibes

Winning on the scoreboard but losing on xG - Maynard Out

Everyone wants our head of recruitment out as well even though he’s probably overseen the best recruitment in my lifetime as a Notts fan, so I think that’s a bit of evidence we’re all getting silly.

The sentiment behind that statement is fine I guess, I want Maynard sacked as much as the next guy but it is fair to say there’s been an element of luck involved and it’s fine to point to underlying metrics as a means of evidencing that fact. Unfortunately, I think the statement itself is...

2 points from his first 7 home games. Beyond embarrassing regardless of any mitigating context. He’s a more tactically inept version of Burchnall, I’m honestly terrified of the prospect of him being in charge next season.

Silly nonsense team. I hate them but if we end up with the most goals for and against in a season it is undeniably the biggest achievement in history and you’ll never sing that

Maynard needs investigating for this, some of the worst subs I’ve seen in years. What is wrong with this man and why must I have to deal with it.

You’ve got nothing to worry about, even if MK win today they won’t go up

This match is showing what a missed opportunity this season was for us, MK Dons are absolute pish. We just had to spend 3 months chucking the ball in our own net and forgetting to sign a defender didn’t we.

Just an incredibly naive way of looking at it. Errors get driven by a lack of concentration, confidence and certainty about what they’re doing. They’re just another symptom of our lifeless displays under Maynard, not necessarily ‘overplaying’ like they have been at times this season, just sheer...