Accrington v Wombles

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Refwatch; Ref for Accrington v Wombles game (played them 8 times, W1 D1 L6) is Leeds fan Mark Brown, 40, from Humberside. Works as a taxi driver so used to having drunk Yorkshire men riding in the rear every night (just like his mum). FL ref since 2010. Consensus is that he gets influenced by the crowd easily, doesn't listen to his linesmen and gets key decisions wrong too often, so perfect for League 2. Dreadful hair, not as bad as Gavin Ward, but bloody close. Bald at the sides & quiff on top, awful. Not the brightest either, got a 3 week ban for slagging off Stevie G & Liverpool on Twitter in 2011, plus he's a Leeds fan. The 'Secret Footballer' (remember him?) called him 'horrific, the worst referee ever' after an Oxford v Brizzle game when Alfie Potter (remember him?) nearly got his ankle broken. 'Worst Ref Ever?' - surely Jeff 'Womble Killer' Winter, Valley Parade, April 2000. Brown has reffed Wombles twice; the 2-1 win away at Valley Parade in '11 in front of over 10k fans when Midson scored the winner, and the 3-0 spanking away to the Valiants in '13 - only 1 Y in those games. Reffed Accies 6 times (2-1-3, 10Y & 2R). Loves the scum. Reffed them twice & they've not lost. Monster. Home win % is exactly 50%. In 34 games last season he gave 79 Y & 7 R - average.
AnagramWatch; Mark Brown, Humber = Oh Mr Bum Wank. Rank Whore Bum. He Wank Mr Bro Bum. Warm Her Bum Knob. Broken Bum Harm.
 

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Hope you go to replays in the FA Cup this year so we can all get some extra Refwatch action.
 

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A great comeback by Wimbledon especially after being 2-0 down so early. We went to pieces in the 2nd half just hoofing it up front - very frustrating. Back down to earth with a bump for us!
 

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