Christmas Present Thread

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Sod it! I know its early November but I am a miserable bastard at Christmas and hate the stresses it brings. I have to get my missus something as she has bought me something quite pricey and I am unsure what to get her.. Little presents are better because it looks as if I have spent more and put more effort in.

Come on 1FF give me ideas!

 

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No idea really.

Waist length coat, maybe (my current one is half monk's habit half Paddington Bear, which is hard to cycle in).

Whisky, preferably hard going.

Underwear, running gear.

Music and Words by Adam Bohman.

May that exhaustive list inspire you.
 

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Pandora bracelet. Makes gift shopping easier in the future by buying charms.
I got my missus one of those, She's forever finding new fucking charms for the fucker. Told her the other day that she will have to pile some pounds on this Christmas so she can have the bracelet extended so I can stick to buying charms!

Buying for Women is shit. I have tried to put an end to us buying presents for each other as I really don't care but she's having none of it.
 

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The beauty of having a wife that never, ever knows what she wants is I never have this problem haha. I ask her all year round what she want's for Christmas/Birthday/Anniversary and still get the same answer :D
 

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Saltire is certainly in need of some fresh socks. If his relatives or friends were aware of how many he goes through they'd be hiding the Christmas stockings whenever he visited.
 

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