MK Dons vs. Notts County - The Milton Keynes Massacre

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WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN.


I'm not going. I don't know what else I'm doing because Derby and Burton are away too, might go Ilkeston - just 100% will be trying to ignore this game is happening and I will refrain from watching MK's 12 goals too on the highlights. This game doesn't exist.

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Carroll
Useless fucker - Old man - Hollis - Adams
Old man - Thompson - Old useless man
McCourt - Old man - Useless fucker

Derry to talk about MK's budget and then Robbo to talk about MK's budget and then....

 

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WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN.


I'm not going. I don't know what else I'm doing because Derby and Burton are away too, might go Ilkeston - just 100% will be trying to ignore this game is happening and I will refrain from watching MK's 12 goals too on the highlights. This game doesn't exist.

Team Predictions

Carroll
Useless fucker - Old man - Hollis - Adams
Old man - Thompson - Old useless man
McCourt - Old man - Useless fucker

Derry to talk about MK's budget and then Robbo to talk about MK's budget and then....

I actually genuinely laughed out loud at your version of the team line-up RB.....Completely cheered me up on the day the car failed MOT!
 

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After we halted our awful run of form with a win at WABLO FC, it is all gearing up for us to really smash someone again like we did so many times in the first half of the season.

5-0 Dons

Grigg
Reeves
Powell
C. Baker
L. Baker
 
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He could ring the KGB and kill off the entire MK Dons team, we'd only get hammered by their Under-10s side.
 

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I'm going, I dunno why but fuck it.

Derry is probably going to get sacked and we are probably going to get relegated. I'm not sure I can watch much league two football. It killed me last time.

MK will rip us a new one. might have to be steaming to watch this
 

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You guys are gearing this up for a notts win!

Mk love losing to team who are playing crap!! You will win and go on a winning run to the end of the season just watch ;)
 
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JCR to return and cross for Uncle Alan to nod in 2 minutes into injury time. Much like Ryan Lowe for Tranmere last season. 0-1, and much dancing from Colin in the press box.

This will now happen after Scumarmy said 5-0.
 
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JCR to return and cross for Uncle Alan to nod in 2 minutes into injury time. Much like Ryan Lowe for Tranmere last season. 0-1, and much dancing from Colin in the press box.
Smith won't play and if he does we should stage a coup d'etat on the pitch before kick-off. Appoint Jacob as de facto leader or something.
 
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If you give Garry Thompson 43 chances, he'll probably score 1 so if we manage to find 2 more goals (presumably one gained from Leroy Lita selling his soul to a witch doctor in order to be able to control a football properly) and park a JCB in front of our goal...you might be right y'know.
 

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6-1 to us and a pitch invasion when Notts County do eventually put a goal past us. Cheap tickets too on the day so should be a decent attendance on both sides regardless of form.
 

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6-1 to us and a pitch invasion when Notts County do eventually put a goal past us. Cheap tickets too on the day so should be a decent attendance on both sides regardless of form.
Over 10K sold already and there should be a decent walk up.

Should be a routine win. It's us though and if we win it'll be either 1:0 or 6:0. That's just the way we are.
 
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Ahh yes forgot it was the Family Fun Day. 10k is good though.

Usual question, where are Notts drinking?
 
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JIMMY SPENCER IS BACK

We also have Smith and Jones in midfield and Newton at left-back so you're going to smash the fuck out of us.

but....Spencer is back!
 

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