The Original Chants Thread

LadyWomble

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#31
From our non-league days, the Horsham Lardy Boys (complete with massive flag) had a good'un: "no surrender to the low fat spread". Can't remember the rest of the words unfortunately.

Edit: a quick Google search brings us the lyrics (thanks to the Brighton forum):

"Give me lard in my heart, give me Horsham
Give me lard in my heart I pray
Give me lard in my heart, give me Horsham,
Give me Horsham 'til the break of day
No Surrender, No surrender
No surrender to the low fat spread."
 
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"And after all, you're my Purewal" to Oasis, obviously.

We also have the Ryan Harley song, but for Leon Scott, with the last line "oh Leon Scott, we love St Tropez too", in honour of his incredible dedication to fake tan.
 

iWomble

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We have quite a few original songs I think.
He was saying goodbye to his 'orse
That was quite popular way back when. Certainly sang it on the West Bank at Plough Lane getting on for 40 years ago.

We have the Champagne Song, to the tune of "Sailing". Splendid wit, repartee and jolly banter including

We drive Ferraris
Drink Camparis
We've got Wombles in our lives
You've got bus stops
Second hand shops
And your mum's in Readers Wives
 

hellogregory

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Heard at York on Saturday (I know it's been done before so not really original)

(To the tune of viva Ronaldooo)
Archibald-Henville, Archibald-Henvillllee... He's got a massive cock, he tucks it in his sock... Archibald-Henvillllllle.
 

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