Worst Games You've ever played

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I apologize for sounding like Wheyyyyy but I've been watching some AVGN today and I thought it would open up a good discussion.

I haven't played too many shitty games, I had a few movie games on the PS1 that weren't very good like a Lilo and Stitch game on the PS1, however I'm more interested in hearing your thoughts on the matter.

Worst games I've seen are Superman 64 and Hong Kong 97.
 

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Can't really remember a game that I truly hated. Wasn't too impressed with Metro 2033 when I played it last year, which is a bit weird. I normally love atmospheric horror games but I just couldn't get into it. Perhaps I should give it another go.
 

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A fake pokemon game we got on our chipped PS1 that was basically whack a mole throwing Pokeballs at Pidgeys and Spearows.
 

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Italia 90 or Super kick off for the Mega Drive.Also a Mention for Altered Beast.Shocking game.Rise from your grave.Even when i wanted to sell it to the local independent game shop they wouldn't take it or swap it for 2 Crude Dudes.
 

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I was talking on this subject somewhere else on here recently, and the winner is Dark Castle.

I was made aware of the games existence by our own Don Tonberry, and my lord, is it one shitty game.

But rather than sit here and tell you all about it, just watch this:


And if you come into this thread and say that something else is the worst video game ever made, then it'll just be proof that you didn't watch that video.
 

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007 Legends on Xbox 360, absolutely terrible game. Still gutted I spent money on it.
 

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Oaf's right. Dark Castle is fucking dreadful. Played it as a kid and couldn't control my laughter at how bad it was.

I've also had the misfortune of playing Action 52. That's somehow even worse!
 

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I've not played many games in recent years, but the one that springs to mind is Tomb Raider Underworld, which was dreadful and a big letdown considering i enjoyed all the other Tomb Raider games i had previously played.
 

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Turns out my best mate who still has a Sega mega drive has actually got Dark Castle and having played it last night (Not for long) it is without doubt the worst game i have ever played.
 

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uncharted and dead space series are interminably dull but for some reason beloved by swathes of the critical community and larger video game community. They're not awful games, though, just uninspired and unoriginal. FFXIII is still probably the *worst* of the previous gen -- ignoring movie tie-ins -- that I've played.

also the latter day tony hawk games make we want to cry.
 

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Italia 90 or Super kick off for the Mega Drive.Also a Mention for Altered Beast.Shocking game.Rise from your grave.Even when i wanted to sell it to the local independent game shop they wouldn't take it or swap it for 2 Crude Dudes.
You take that back. Birdseye view, interminable midi music while you played, inability to kick the ball further than 15 yards, no such thing as a foul, goalkeepers wore caps, you could slaughter any CPU opposition for possession simply by tackling a lot, England were crap... A simpler, happier time all round.

The SFX too. Dribble. Dribble. Dribble. BLUG.
 

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You take that back. Birdseye view, interminable midi music while you played, inability to kick the ball further than 15 yards, no such thing as a foul, goalkeepers wore caps, you could slaughter any CPU opposition for possession simply by tackling a lot, England were crap... A simpler, happier time all round.

The SFX too. Dribble. Dribble. Dribble. BLUG.
Forgot about all that.Sensible Soccer was a good game though.
 

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You take that back. Birdseye view, interminable midi music while you played, inability to kick the ball further than 15 yards, no such thing as a foul, goalkeepers wore caps, you could slaughter any CPU opposition for possession simply by tackling a lot, England were crap... A simpler, happier time all round.

The SFX too. Dribble. Dribble. Dribble. BLUG.
:lol: Followed by that immortal victory cry when you scored a goal... 'AUGH!!!' What a game.
 

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:lol: Followed by that immortal victory cry when you scored a goal... 'AUGH!!!' What a game.
This shot with a colour scheme to fit whichever country just scored:



I'll be nice and say that it was a pretty limited game as there were no styles and there were hardly differences in quality. Basically if you won one game you could win any game. Proper satisfying to spend 10 minutes scything down oppo players and trying to shoot against a Pong CPU-style goalkeeper though.
 

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I thought Minecraft was shit too.

Although I only played the free demo version on their site for about 5minutes.
 

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