Kim Jong Un
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- Oxford United
Accrington Stanley - A club in a deepest Lancashire town that time forgot. They serve a great purpose as a bench mark for fans of teams that have had success in the past but now find themselves in League One, "a few years ago we were playing (insert big club name here) and now we're getting soaked on an open terrace at this shithole" you'll here fans say about Accy. as they beat you 1-0 in the pouring rain. They play at the Wham! Stadium. Unique club, a good addition.
AFC Wimbledon I once had the misfortune of being on the same train as a group of about 8 AFC Wimbledon fans who combined probably had the same IQ as one love island contestant, but I won't hold that against them. The away end is crap, until they sort it out I don't mind if they liquidate. They have a lot of nicknames which is weird. Stick with the Wombles, lads.
Blackpool Really grim old place known more for it's child grime music scene than football in recent times. They got their kit from Guantanamo bay. They don't like that Oyston fella. Pretty run-of-the-mill League one team. They like to pretend Preston care about them which is weird, but each to their own!
Bolton Wanderers Had some success back in the day, but suffer from being in a Greater Manchester town that time forgot. Ground's not even in Bolton. Rubbish. Used to be a Premier League staple. but have become a glorified Rochdale. Hope they sort it out one day.
Bristol Rovers Play in a city but many of their fans are cider-guzzling country bumpkins, unique ground, unique kit. Funny accents, they do no harm in League one which is surely their glass ceiling.
Burton Albion Carling adverts keep telling me I should care about Burton-on-Trent. They've done well to come out of non-league but not be as offensive as Fleetwood or Salford. Nigel Clough should stay forever. Hard to have an opinion on 'em, really. Was funny when they relegated Sunlun
Coventry City One of the most depressing teams to support from one of the most depressing places in Britain. Nice kit, homeless. If they were managed properly off the pitch would be a Championship or PL club. Some people in North Oxfordshire support Coventry. Strange choice.
Doncaster Rovers Boring ground, always seem to have a bit of money these days. Apparently Doncaster is the fattest town in England, not relevent, but I can't think of anything else interesting to say about them.
Fleetwood Town I've had shits bigger than this club, but Pilley's money means they always have an annoyingly good team. Pilley clearly loves being hated by appointing Joey Barton as manager. The sooner Pilley loses interest and they return to the Blackpool & District league the better.
Gillingham If you want proof many towns in the home counties are crap, go to Gillingham. It's cold, always raining and the away end is scaffolding. Never seem to be that good but your team will always lose there, despite the fact I can never remember any players who play for them.
Ipswich Town Horrendously dull team, that decided to liven themselves up by becoming crap on the pitch. Used to be good in the 1920's, which their fans like to remind people about. Norwich Ipswich surely the worst derby in England? I'd rather watch paint dry.
Lincoln City I used to think Lincoln was nice, and was disappointed to learn via the Inbetweeners that it was in fact a shithole. One of only teams in the league with home fans who bother to create an atmosphere.
Milton Keynes Dons Everything about Milton Keynes is a disaster, including it's football club. I don't think you'll find anyone with a good word to say about them and there's a reason why. More atmosphere on the moon than Stadium: MK.
Oxford United Sleeping giant. We're from the nicest city in England but play in Blackbird Leys, so we have a sense of humour. Great kit, brilliant fans, you all love us, right?
Peterborough Used to have the best away end going, which meant I liked them, but now it's gone I'm pretty opinionless. They always seem to be good and have a bit of money.
Portsmouth They're an odd bunch down in Pompey. From a little island in Hampshire but have Mockney accents. They need to bin the fella with the bell.
Rochdale Feels like an impossible challenge to write anything about Rochdale. Can't they merge with about 18 other clubs near Manchester?
Rotherham United The Chuckle Brothers supported Rotherham, little place near Sheffield with a good footy team for its size. Have become a bit of a yo-yo club in recent years. Shame they now play in a boring stadium.
Shrewsbury Town League Two club, I'm surprised they don't get bigger attendances because there is absolutely nothing else to do in Shrewsbury. The biggest problem in Shrewsbury is its residents dying of boredom.
Southend United It's a widely-known fact that absolutely everyone in Essex supports West Ham. So how they get people to turn up at Roots Hall is astonishing. Might be ok in August, but it's usually cold, rainy and you'll lose there.
Sunderland Proper massive like, they seem cursed to eternal misery. I think everyone in Sunderland must secretly wish they were from Newcastle, surely?
Tranmere Rovers Didn't they used to have to play on Friday nights because all their supporters really support Everton? Hard to have an opinion on Tranny really, a yo-yo league 1/2 club.
Wycombe Wanderers Plucky non-leaguers who are inexplicably in League one, although they play a game closer to rugby than football. The kind of team where almost everyone attending says "Well, I support Man United, but I often go down Adams Park."
Please note: Do not take this too seriously. In the words of the great Andy Gray, it is just banter.
AFC Wimbledon I once had the misfortune of being on the same train as a group of about 8 AFC Wimbledon fans who combined probably had the same IQ as one love island contestant, but I won't hold that against them. The away end is crap, until they sort it out I don't mind if they liquidate. They have a lot of nicknames which is weird. Stick with the Wombles, lads.
Blackpool Really grim old place known more for it's child grime music scene than football in recent times. They got their kit from Guantanamo bay. They don't like that Oyston fella. Pretty run-of-the-mill League one team. They like to pretend Preston care about them which is weird, but each to their own!
Bolton Wanderers Had some success back in the day, but suffer from being in a Greater Manchester town that time forgot. Ground's not even in Bolton. Rubbish. Used to be a Premier League staple. but have become a glorified Rochdale. Hope they sort it out one day.
Bristol Rovers Play in a city but many of their fans are cider-guzzling country bumpkins, unique ground, unique kit. Funny accents, they do no harm in League one which is surely their glass ceiling.
Burton Albion Carling adverts keep telling me I should care about Burton-on-Trent. They've done well to come out of non-league but not be as offensive as Fleetwood or Salford. Nigel Clough should stay forever. Hard to have an opinion on 'em, really. Was funny when they relegated Sunlun
Coventry City One of the most depressing teams to support from one of the most depressing places in Britain. Nice kit, homeless. If they were managed properly off the pitch would be a Championship or PL club. Some people in North Oxfordshire support Coventry. Strange choice.
Doncaster Rovers Boring ground, always seem to have a bit of money these days. Apparently Doncaster is the fattest town in England, not relevent, but I can't think of anything else interesting to say about them.
Fleetwood Town I've had shits bigger than this club, but Pilley's money means they always have an annoyingly good team. Pilley clearly loves being hated by appointing Joey Barton as manager. The sooner Pilley loses interest and they return to the Blackpool & District league the better.
Gillingham If you want proof many towns in the home counties are crap, go to Gillingham. It's cold, always raining and the away end is scaffolding. Never seem to be that good but your team will always lose there, despite the fact I can never remember any players who play for them.
Ipswich Town Horrendously dull team, that decided to liven themselves up by becoming crap on the pitch. Used to be good in the 1920's, which their fans like to remind people about. Norwich Ipswich surely the worst derby in England? I'd rather watch paint dry.
Lincoln City I used to think Lincoln was nice, and was disappointed to learn via the Inbetweeners that it was in fact a shithole. One of only teams in the league with home fans who bother to create an atmosphere.
Milton Keynes Dons Everything about Milton Keynes is a disaster, including it's football club. I don't think you'll find anyone with a good word to say about them and there's a reason why. More atmosphere on the moon than Stadium: MK.
Oxford United Sleeping giant. We're from the nicest city in England but play in Blackbird Leys, so we have a sense of humour. Great kit, brilliant fans, you all love us, right?
Peterborough Used to have the best away end going, which meant I liked them, but now it's gone I'm pretty opinionless. They always seem to be good and have a bit of money.
Portsmouth They're an odd bunch down in Pompey. From a little island in Hampshire but have Mockney accents. They need to bin the fella with the bell.
Rochdale Feels like an impossible challenge to write anything about Rochdale. Can't they merge with about 18 other clubs near Manchester?
Rotherham United The Chuckle Brothers supported Rotherham, little place near Sheffield with a good footy team for its size. Have become a bit of a yo-yo club in recent years. Shame they now play in a boring stadium.
Shrewsbury Town League Two club, I'm surprised they don't get bigger attendances because there is absolutely nothing else to do in Shrewsbury. The biggest problem in Shrewsbury is its residents dying of boredom.
Southend United It's a widely-known fact that absolutely everyone in Essex supports West Ham. So how they get people to turn up at Roots Hall is astonishing. Might be ok in August, but it's usually cold, rainy and you'll lose there.
Sunderland Proper massive like, they seem cursed to eternal misery. I think everyone in Sunderland must secretly wish they were from Newcastle, surely?
Tranmere Rovers Didn't they used to have to play on Friday nights because all their supporters really support Everton? Hard to have an opinion on Tranny really, a yo-yo league 1/2 club.
Wycombe Wanderers Plucky non-leaguers who are inexplicably in League one, although they play a game closer to rugby than football. The kind of team where almost everyone attending says "Well, I support Man United, but I often go down Adams Park."
Please note: Do not take this too seriously. In the words of the great Andy Gray, it is just banter.
