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  1. Monkey Tennis

    Man City CEO calls for B teams to be allowed into the EFL

    Yep, absolutely nothing to do with the fact that not a single footballing personality, media personality or member of the public backed it, and nothing to do with the fact that they were threatened by all the footballing authorities - it was purely because some Eton oaf said he was unhappy about...
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    So, who is in league 2 for 21/22

    Looking at the non-league picture, Sutton would be welcome - a comparable club to ourselves, one of the only decent teams we faced last season and can't see us competing for the same players. Notts County fans (not necessarily the ones on here) were a bunch of entitled pricks all last season...
  3. Monkey Tennis

    Man City CEO calls for B teams to be allowed into the EFL

    Won't happen now that the chairmen are all jumping ship.
  4. Monkey Tennis

    Tuesday 20th April 2021

    It would be so bloody Barrow if we managed to get relegated now.
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    The proper relegation thread.

    We are far and away the 22nd best team in this division.
  6. Monkey Tennis

    Tuesday 20th April 2021

    Boring match here but for an astonishing strike by Conlon for Vale. We're going to stay up but we're limping over the line.
  7. Monkey Tennis

    Friday & Saturday 16th & 17th April 2021

    You put one on ignore and another respawns in its place. Isn't there a footy ladz banter group on Facebook that you thick fucks can use, and leave us proper fans to discuss the important issues like long throw-ins and Phil Brown's cravat?
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    Tuesday 20th April 2021

    Evatt wasn't bemoaning the long throw tactic when he had Dan Jones doing exactly that for us...
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    Man City CEO calls for B teams to be allowed into the EFL

    Hence the branding "The Super League" - no mention of Europe. New York Red Devils and Atletico Shanghai are being trademarked as we speak.
  10. Monkey Tennis

    Friday & Saturday 16th & 17th April 2021

    He was the best player against us, and exactly the player we need in midfield - presumably Fleetwood will extend his contract? Normally I'd think we would stand a good chance of signing Fleetwood loanee, but David Dunn is now their assistant...
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    Friday & Saturday 16th & 17th April 2021

    I'd have no problem with Port Vale fielding a weekend team, regardless of who I supported - five or six players desperate to impress and secure a contract are more likely to put in the effort than five or six who are already on the beach.
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    Friday & Saturday 16th & 17th April 2021

    Is Lumsdon on holiday then?
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    Friday & Saturday 16th & 17th April 2021

    Both sides have had chances, and I reckon we probably edged it. Orient a bit of a mess at the back at times. It's just good to feel like nothing's really riding on the result. It would be nice to make it mathematically safe so we can start playing a few fringe players.
  14. Monkey Tennis

    Stickied Confirmed Signings

    Don't know who JR is, but he sounds like a petulant baby. Also, what is "inaccurate mud"?
  15. Monkey Tennis

    20/21 Mid-Table Cup

    I think all clubs between 16th and 20th are still mathematically able to get in the play-offs or be relegated. Maybe?
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