Recent content by PoleyRoley

I don't mind not drinking through the week but always want to do it at weekends. Could easily drink 15-20 beers in a weekend with a bit of red wine thrown in for good measure, only have 6 beers in the fridge today which won't be enough.

What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? They're both allowed to smell it but not allowed to eat it.

Run over and killed a buzzard about 10 years ago and it still haunts me to this day.

Thanks mate.

Scotland are absolutely shite, England quite far from impressive but still should have won 5-0, dreadful state of affairs to be in at the moment.