Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Mine are:
"Did you exchange, the walk on part in the war, for the lead roll in a cage?"
-Wish You Were Here-Pink Floyd
"Her mind is Tiffany twisted"
-Hotel California-The Eagles