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  1. worried womble

    PL shit that doesn't need it's own thread.

    Premier League Manager Anagrams; Josep Guardiola = Aguero Pip Lad Jose Mourinho = Hoes Ruin Mojo Antonio Conte = No Contain Toe. Jurgen Klopp = Kelp Jug Porn. Arsène Wenger = Renews Anger. Mauricio Pochettino = Heroic Cat Into Opium. Sean Dyche = Cash Needy. Claude Puel = Cue Dull Ape. Marco...
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    Cobblers v Wombles

    RefWatch; Ref for Cobblers game is Sasha Grey, 21, from California. Hardworking lady - my extensive research has discovered that she's worked as a babysitter, secretary, nurse, librarian, dental assistant, and babysitter again. Reffed Cobblers once; 1-1 draw with the Playboy Bunnies in the cup...
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    Fleetwood v Wombles.

    Since I got to lazy to do RefWatch back in March we've not won a game (P11, D5, L6), so to please the Football Gods and to ensure a glorious win on Saturday here's; RefWatch; Ref for Fleetwood game is John Brooks, 27, from Melton Mowbray, a tiny town in the midlands where the locals are so...
  4. worried womble

    Cods v Wombles

    Love your match reports on SW19 Army, Slow Train. Please keep doing them!
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    Wombles v Cobblers.

    RefWatch; Ref for Cobblers game is Nigel Miller, 57, a huge arsed ex-cop from Durham. Terrifying looking chap - huge, bald, and has the scariest head in the football league. He has a softer side though, being heavily involved in the local theater scene - says it's 'in his blood'. That's...
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    Yorkshire Pudding v Strawberries & Ice Cream

    RefWatch; Ref for Blades game (P13 since '79, W4 D3 L6 ) is David Webb, 39, from Wearside. FL ref since 99, and mainly does L1 & L2 games. Loves reffing, he won the coveted 'Golden Whistle' refs award last season, which is just like Fr Ted's 'Golden Cleric', but much, much gayer. Points are...
  7. worried womble

    Match thread 24th-29th includes cup games.

    KettleWatch; The Football Gods know that Gills fans are devastated because Deadly Darren Deadman isn't coming to the Priestfield tomorrow, so to make up for it they're sending Trevor there on Saturday instead. Loves Gills (I've heard he adores the fabled Gillingham nightlife); reffed them 16...
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    Match Day Match Day 20th-21st

    RefWatch; Ref for Chesterfield game (played 4 times at Saltergate/Proact since '79; lost 2-0 three times & drew one 0-0) is Eddie Ilderton, 47, from Newcastle. FL ref since 2002 & works as a cop in Nottingham. Very laid back, he took charge of our 2-2 draw with Accy in the play off second leg in...
  9. worried womble

    Season so far- Who looks like promotion/relegation candidates and why?

    Seeing as this forum seems to be getting quieter as the season goes on (there's more action in a frannies Y-fronts), to liven things up next season I'd like to see; -Rotherham down & Carlisle up; just so SERNWA & Carver can be together. It'll be like living in Ancient Greece & watching...
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    Match Day Wobbling Wombles v Soaring Oxen.

    RefWatch; Ref for Bogey Team Oxford (P6 at home since '09 as AFC - W0 D1 L5, F1 A10, & P6 as WFC between '80 & '87 - W1 D2 L3, F9 A12) is Mark Haywood, 47, from West Yorkshire. Works as a development Officer for West Riding FA. FL ref since '06. Says all the Yorkshire refs get on well because...
  11. worried womble

    Refereeing Standards

    No mate, they've been this brilliant for years.
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    Match Day FA Cup Third Round - Sat 7th & Sun 8th.

    RefWatch; Ref for Sutton game (played two PSF at Ganders Green & lost both; 4-0 in our very first game as AFC on 10th July '02, and 1-0 a year later) is Keith Stroud, 47, a business manager from Bournemouth. Huge Luton fan, poor bastard. FL ref since '04, and was a Premier League ref for 3 years...
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    Match Day Laughing Gas v Wobbling Wombles.

    RefWatch; Ref for Gas game (played 4 times at the Mem, lost every one) is Brett Huxtable, 31, a builder from Devon. First season as a FL ref. Sounds like something out of a Mark Twain novel and looks like it too - all crooked yellow teeth, fat belly and dreadful ginger hair. Says his tradesman...
  14. worried womble

    Leyton's Latest v Crawley Conumdrums

    10 yellows & a dodgy pen - that's the Trevor we know & love! How was he today?
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    Leyton's Latest v Crawley Conumdrums

    Santa's sent you O's fans a lovely Christmas gift to round off a brilliant year at Brisbane Road, cos Trevor Kettle's coming to town - the perfect end to a wonderful year at Orient. What's it been, 14 defeats in 25 games at home in 2016?
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    Shrimpers V AFC Wimbledon

    RefWatch; Ref for Shrimpers game (P12 at Roots Hall since '78; L6 D1 W5, won the last 3) is Lee Collins, 34, a fat English teacher from Woking. FL ref since 2011. Had a typical Woking upbringing - his father was a chimney sweep and his mother was a whore - and it's widely believed Charles...
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    Match Day 15th -17th December

    RefWatch; Ref for Port Vale game is Santa Claus, 55, a fat second-hand reindeer salesman from East Grinchstead. Reffed Wombles 3 times; 4-0 hammering at the Sixfields against NorthPoleHampton; brutal 3-0 humping at the Priestfield against Jingle-ingham; and the narrow 1-0 loss to Bristol...
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    The one you've all been waiting for (MKD v AFCW)

    RefWatch; Ref for scum game is Geoff Eltringham, 40, a diminutive chap from Sunderland. FL ref since 2009, and is one of 18 full time Championship refs. Looks like a teeny-tiny Jon Snow from Game of Thrones, all dark brooding eyes & sunken cheeks, and if we Wombles were a GoT character, we would...
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    FA Cup second round #WembleyBound

    RefWatch; Ref for Sunday's Curzon TV FA Cup game is James 'Eastlands' Adcock, 32, from Long Eaton. FL ref since '11 and is one of the 18 full time SG2 refs who mainly do Championship & lower league TV games. Dad David was a FL lino for years, and his brother is also a ref, which sounds like a...
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    Wombles v Fleetwood.

    RefWatch; Ref for the Fleetwood game is Lee Swabey, 32, a sports centre manager from Plymouth. FL ref since last year, and this is his first game of the season due to injury. Absolute doppelganger of a young Johnny Hartson - receding ginger hair, little piggy eyes, cheap shitty tattoo - he's a...


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