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  1. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Yes there should have been a clear out last summer as it felt like there was barely any. To finish bottom of L1 and play absolutely shit should have been enough to justify a mass overhaul, but there were stupid delusional thoughts of these players specifically the defenders as being good...
  2. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    You should show me a bit more respect mate. Many moons ago on Football Manager I once took your club Grimsby on a magnificent run of form from the bottom of L2 at Christmas to go on and win the title by the end of the season.
  3. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Are we the first ever club in the history of the football league to get new wealthy owners and immediately go backwards and get worse? I’ve never ever known anything like this. How bloody typical for us to be heading into the non-league only a little over a year from when we expected to be...
  4. Carver

    Saturday 4th & Sunday 5th January

    it was inevitable that Grimsby would capitulate this month.
  5. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Need a fucking overhaul of our defence and attack this month And our manager needs to ditch this pretty football shite and adopt a L2 relegation shithousery battle or fuck off
  6. Carver

    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    I can see this money throwing all going horribly wrong for York and they collapse completely.
  7. Carver

    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    Embleton is a class signing for us! He’s absolute streets ahead of L2 and by far the best midfielder in this league. If we don’t finish in the top seven now then I’ll request to be banned off this forum!!
  8. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    You’re so negative.
  9. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Our owner said promotion was the aim this season!
  10. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Ffs change the bloody record!! Every week you tell us we’re going down, yes we know. It’s so tedious.
  11. Carver

    Wednesday 1st & Thursday 2nd January

    Just do one you no life knob head. Have fun signing no one this month because who in their right mind would want to play for you tinpot bastards?
  12. Carver

    Wednesday 1st & Thursday 2nd January

    This has to be the wake up call needed to overhaul our defence this month. No way in hell can Barclay ever be playing for us and why we didn’t shut up shop and just resort to shithousery in the last few minutes is very schoolboy.
  13. Carver

    Wednesday 1st & Thursday 2nd January

    HA HA Sure, we lost too and our rivals beat you, but for you to be pissed off is a nice consolation. Even we beat Stanley ffs
  14. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    I’m sure he said it when we signed him
  15. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Next month is massive for our club, really have to sign the right players and have no repeat of last January. Signing an injured Kelly from Rotherham who has turned out to be an absolute crock and giving him a 3.5 year contract on a big wage is stuff of nightmares. How reckless of Simpson who...
  16. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    It’s where we’re gan like
  17. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    PLAY OFFS
  18. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    We’re all really a bunch of mugs paying to watch a team who never win at home and have no spirit.
  19. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Oil money Wretsum kid is back and he’s not happy
  20. Carver

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Please, have pity on us. :(
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