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That was my first choice, but I don't think Channel 4 would be silly enough to appoint him. Seeing as what makes Mel and Sue good is there supportive, slightly maternal thing, I think C4 will get someone in this mould, while making it a bit more alternative. Genuinely, I wouldn't be surprised...

If he does it'll be a yuuuuuge heart attack - the biggest one you've ever seen. Crooked Hillary won't know what hit her. Sad! etc

This is indeed funny, although I do feel duty bound to inform you that by the time Grover Cleveland was president, Benjamin Disraeli had unfortunately been dead for 12 years.

OK honestly, this is ... I want to use the word 'silly' for want of anything better. For the first minute, Ms. Aliens just replays Clinton making a stupid face and noise. She does indeed look goofy, but that is not a seizure. I'm not a doctor, but let's be honest, neither is Ms Sheila Aliens. I...

Erm ... is there any evidence that she has seizures? I genuinely thought this was the sort of conspiracy theory put forward by people who maintain Barrack Obama is a Muslim born outside America.

She's been diagnosed with pneumonia. http://abcnews.go.com/US/clinton-left-911-ceremony-feeling-overheated-campaign/story?id=42010474

Happy to be corrected, but pretty sure it was a direct consequence of the Hillsborough Disaster.

If anyone wants to reinforce the opinions they already hold, there's a Question Time special starting in a few minutes featuring Owen Smith and Jeremy Corbyn. Fortunately, I have remembered this is not compulsory, and therefore will be spending my time doing Literally Anything Else.

So I popped down my local Majestic Wine for a bit of free wine-drinking tonight :box: And, among all the wine, was this: www.hiverbeers.com/ Lager made with honey. Not as cloying as it sounds. Smells lovely, very crisp and refreshing. Very much a summer thing, I think, but lovely nonetheless...

If you're in rural America, and plan on not travelling to the UK, then West Ham is a good bet, I think. If you plan on visiting East London, sitting in a souless bowl of a stadium while 50,000 middle-aged men complain about the good old days, harrumph in an entitled fashion, and cackle like...

When Blues were in the Prem, we were playing at home (can't remember the opponent) and Clinton Morrison blazed an easy chance well over the bar, with his usual customary expedience. One of our own fans then stood up and bellowed, in an otherwise quiet lull of disappointment: "FUCK OFF, YOU...

For the old school approach: a couple of years ago, I wanted to lose some weight. I was 12 stone 3lb. I adopted a calorie counting diet. I made sure I was doing 12,000+ steps a day, and adopted a 1750 calorie a day intake for 6 days a week, with one day a week off. I didn't have any rules about...

I am continually amused by newsreaders' descriptions of Keith Vaz 'paying male prostitutes for sex'. Of course he was paying them for sex. You wouldn't get rentboys to do your ironing or re-wire your house.

I preferred Mark Oaten, who apparently asked a rent boy to do a shit on his chest, but this is still pretty incredible.

You have fine taste, monsieur. Although technically I didn't choose mine, it's my other half's, who got it from his grandparents. I therefore assume it was made in the 70s ish. Where did you pick yours up from? There are more glasses in mine than can be seen in that poor quality pic. Two or...

I have that in my lounge.

I do not know from where you summon the will to carry on.

I was once alone in a swimming pool changing room with Arsene Wenger. True story.

Disappointed it won't be XXL, but what can you do, eh.