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16/20 for me. A couple of the 90s ones looked like they could have been a few teams.

That might just work. I do have some ear plugs I can use as well. And they definitely are ear plugs and not meant for anything else!

Well that part was a laugh. I just hope she doesn't want to go for round two anytime soon. I couldn't think of anything more off putting than a screaming baby whilst doing the deed.

Funny you mention the celebratory bag of chips as I did go to the chippy that evening! And they were bloody good too!

Quite a strange choice for manager considering that they'll no doubt go down. Fair play if he does well but I just don't see it. They have one of the worst squads ever assembled at this level and should look at rebuilding for next year.

Free the Paedos!!!

What a complete penis of a man. I wouldn't condone anything like this at all, but the part that gets me is that someone has typed it up, looked at and thought "yeah, that's well funny" as opposed to saying it to a mate down the pub. Then he has the gall to blame it on "ADHD and a mild form of...

I'm now the proud father of a beautiful baby girl! She was born yesterday and I'm just thrilled to bits to have her. I'll be honest though, the whole process up to the child being born was horrific. Whilst babies are awesome, the build up really isn't.

Two days?! That's rubbish! You should get two weeks tops for paternity leave. Pay is a bit shit for it as you get around £140 per week but it's better than nothing I suppose.

I worked at the Coventry City club shop when I was younger and met a few players when I was there. Had a pint with Dave Busst who was a lovely fella. The likes of Dele Adebola and Michael Mifsud were pleasant chaps as well. The worst ones I met were Kevin Kyle and Kevin Thornton who acted like...

The Nice Guys: Fun and hi jinks starring Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling as a couple of private eyes in 1970's Los Angeles looking to solve a mystery involving a missing girl, porn and cars. Great fun and snappy dialogue. 8/10

I love a good reduski. It's hard for me to find the time to get them in but it's always worthwhile having a gander when I'm at the supermarket.

If it's been frozen it's fine. Them's the rules.

Going a few days after the best before is fine but when it comes to anything containing milk or dairy it's a risky one. I still have flashbacks to the time as a teenager when there was a carton of opened chocolate milkshake in my fridge that I opened up and guzzled one morning. It was only when...

I've always wanted "to go" there...

Congratulations to you mate. I'm enjoying my last day off before returning to work tomorrow. The missus is pregnant and ready to pop. The due date was yesterday so it could be anytime really. I'm just ready to join the father club and meet my little 'un!

I'm in.

And She Was - Talking Heads

No, it's the one where the people on there are having "normal" conversations ala Gogglebox, discussing ordering takeaway food. It's really got on my tits today but that could be down to the fact it's been on about 200 times. This is why I limit what I watch on the telly box.

That Gogglebox-esque Hungry House advert that keeps popping up on telly every 20 seconds really gets on my wick. If these are the sort of people who eat takeaway food then I'd consider going the same way as Bobby Sands.