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  1. Flaxman's Alibi

    The Mansfield, Notts County, Lincoln and East Midlands mega thread

    Congratulations on the fanciful version of history, made to suit your crap argument. That team that was promoted in 2002 was created accidentally. Haslam had pulled the rug from under subsequent managers, to the point where Billy Dearden had 8 players a week before the 1999-2000 season. The guy...
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    The Mansfield, Notts County, Lincoln and East Midlands mega thread

    Is that the "massive shithole" that your fans were fretting over for the vast bulk of the last year? Well, good fortune with your lucky predicament.
  3. Flaxman's Alibi

    The Mansfield, Notts County, Lincoln and East Midlands mega thread

    I've not compared Allen to Haslam as individuals. Haslam had nothing and stole a small fortune. Allen has a small fortune and wants to retain it. The similarities will be in that for years we spent nothing because we were facilitating our owners lifestyle, and Chesterfield too are going to have...
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    The Mansfield, Notts County, Lincoln and East Midlands mega thread

    I wait with baited breath at seeing the situation in a quarter of a century, after our Dee-dah wannabe neighbours have been rinsed by a crap owner with ill ideas - kinda like we were after the Haslam raping years of 1993-2008. You can squabble over attendances and size and all that bollocks...
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    The Mansfield, Notts County, Lincoln and East Midlands mega thread

    I'd suggest that Onedecentlester and WH Stag have their own thread, but I'm not certain that they aren't the same person.
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    New kits for the 2017/2018 season

    The Wycombe goalie wears the look of a drunk that's realised that he's stumbled on to the train line, and the train's on time.
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    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    Is this hundred thousand pound Liam Noble the headless chicken Liam Noble or a new, secret version that's been hidden away? The headless chicken version, which slunked off to the nether regions, is surely a Morrisons home delivery driver or a litter-picker for the council these days.
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    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    Can folks point me in the direction of the website/lady behind the desk/white paper/magic lamp that reveals footballers wages please? I'm just curious and feel left out by not knowing this stuff. ....copies of wage slips and P60s would be swell.
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    Get The DeLorean......

    Phil Stant oop top would see us promoted!
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    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    That's what every club should be like; an on-site pharmacy for some Alka Seltzer after a turn on the Ket.
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    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    There is no basis for this story whatsoever. Evans made a joke about Lincoln fielding an Ex-Stags XI and as always the Stagsnet headless chickens ran around the pen looking for made up feed. Why on earth would we offload Pearce? He's just had his contract renewed after an exceptional season.
  12. Flaxman's Alibi

    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    My favourite part was "the Reds long suffering fans". Is this the Reds fans who have spent the last few years in the Football League after forever swimming in non-league backwaters? Other perennial non-league clubs must be pointing and laughing at such misfortune.
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    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    Collins, Hylton and Marriott is streets ahead of any other striking options in the division. My skiver will be lumping on Looun.
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    Signings - how ready are you for the season 2017-18?

    In goal? Ready In defence? Hugely ready In midfield? Ready Oop top? Er, mm
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    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    The Green-Rhead dream team back together hey? I'll enjoy looking forward to seeing that next season - apart from when they play against us. If they can rekindle the old magic (and there's no reason why they shouldn't) then Greenie (club ledge) could rack up a hat full. Personally I think that...
  16. Flaxman's Alibi

    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    I've been going to Field Mill regularly since 1984 and in that time the vast majority have looked awful!
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    Who Do Y'alls Want On The Opening Day?

    We've been given 46 fixtures, including 23 times away from our own patch, playing everyone, twice!! Is this some sort of conspiracy because we've been chucking around the dollar? #noonelikesus #notevenourselves
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    New kits for the 2017/2018 season

    When does the thread about official club raincoats make its debut? It's the one that most of us secretly look out for.
  19. Flaxman's Alibi

    Next Seasons games: one's I'll be missing...............

    I'll be avoiding most. After extensive research I've discovered that, not only is Division 4 football terrible to watch, I also get extremely fed up when I visit another town in this gridlocked country, only to see my team lose again. Going away is largely like shagging a mates ex missus...
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    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    Non League Paper? Football League Paper? What's a paper???
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