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I actually really like it. Our away kits have been so diverse over the years that there’s nothing really ‘Orient’ about it, but it’s the first kit I’ve wanted to buy in about 20 years. I won’t, obviously, as I’m not a c***. But I like it.

Rumour mill seems to think that we have managed to prise El Miz away from Ipswich permanently. Absolute scenes if true.

Shaun “Battman” Batt. Probably should have had a SENCO with him rather than the media officer. Thickest footballer I’ve ever argued with. Never interviewed him because my only question would have been “why are you a racist?”

Alex Revell is the second thickest footballer I’ve ever interviewed. Entertaining that Stevenage have seemingly handed him a war chest. Lovely, funny bloke, but I can’t really see him being a tactical mastermind like Fatty. McCallum couldn’t cut it in League Two so I’d have severe reservations...

Wigan going for a complete revamp up front, releasing Josh Magennis, Charlie Wyke and Steven Humphrys. Ben Amos and Tom Pearce also leaving. I would take Humphrys down here. Good player who would give Wellens options.

True. EMC will be gone and they’ll probably manage to sell the CB for upwards of £5million, but then they’ll just make quality signings and rinse & repeat their playoff bottle-jobbing.

Surely we’re going to try and move that fat lump Moncur on this summer. Gillingham like signing our reserves - just tell them he’s even better than Ethan Coleman and they’ll be begging to take him. Also, we’ve been in talks with El Miz for weeks. There is a non-zero chance he’s going to come...

Sorry, just asked him and it turns out that none of your players got the COVID jab which is why they’re no longer being controlled by the government. Also, birds aren’t real.

Three clubs often mentioned in the same breath. Don’t worry, we’ll be back to barely scraping 1,500 next season.

Man$fi£ld.

What happened this season: We played really well in our opening 3 games and lost them all, before going on a solid run of just two defeats in 14 to establish ourselves back in the division. Just as we had star striker Dan Agyei back in training after a pre-season injury, both of our wingers...

Anyone but Plymouth for me now. We go there every season in the league cup so I’d rather not do it in the league as well. Brum would be top choice but Wednesday are always good to have around and Blackburn is a class trip. I’ll still take anyone but Franchise up. Embarrassing as it always is to...

If Elliot Watt has a cabbage fetish you’ll be in pole position to sign him up.

Indeed. Can’t believe we’ve taken over 600 to Wales for a meaningless fixture and still ended up with the most tinpot away support of the weekend :ffs:

Ah, classic Broph. Meep meeps past the fullback and then cuts the ball back to the nearest covering midfielder who starts a counter-attack. Never change, Electric Squirrel.

Expect it’ll be a Bolton - Oxford final. Posh have some really excellent players but being absolute bottle jobs is in the club’s DNA. I think Barnsley will somehow take it all the way to penalties and then miss every single one they take. Trotters to scrape the final by the odd goal despite...

I’ve seen what it takes to compete at this level and we have a lot of the key ingredients (including a middle-of-the-pack budget). Don’t forget that Orient were the longest-tenured League One side before the Italian Nutjob torpedoed us. We didn’t put out our strongest side even once this season...

I did say “this season”.

Get on with it then

Shrewsbury Burton & Cambridge definitely making a strong case for extending the relegation zone to seven places this season. Good win for us after a successful season. Keeping Dan Agyei (and others) fit next year will mean we’ll be a real nuisance for the big clubs.