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Not too fussed if he goes or stays. Presume we’ll get a fee.

Handy if it keeps raining.

Southampton 1 Swindon 2 behind closed doors Not sure on the Southampton side - maybe U-21s

That’ll never fly

Christ, the Gruesome Twosome

Surely you wouldn’t have paid a fee for Stockley. Decent wage, sure - but a fee?

Well, yes that’s fine. We’ve signed Grant Hall from QPR. Only ever played in the Championship, bit older than Byers but a similar low games to age ratio. They’re punts.

Who the feck is George Byers? Just looked him up. 150 appearances and he’s 28. Sounds like the kind of half cripple we’d sign in the hope of.

Outspoken on the pitch . . . Empty Vassells make most noise.

We’ve got our old youth player, Will Randall, back in trial.

Swansea 3 Swindon 1. Strong Swansea team in both halves so not a bad showing - had 6 triallists.

We’re playing Swansea behind closed doors today

We were all saying the same about Crawley last season.

Cracking player though. So far he’s been injury free.

We’ll have the L2 top scorer - Paul Glatzel. There. The kiss of death for the young lad!

Depends which club they buy. A ‘select’ few are massive underachievers with great potential.

This is the longest we’ve spent in the basement - and it ain’t getting no better! Must be worse for you lot. Let’s get out of this shit league and leave it to the tinpotters next season!

Never played below the Championship after leaving us in 2014.

Strangely, no.

Ours would have been much higher if we weren’t so shite last season.