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  1. Art Morte

    Man United v Bournemouth

    But is that enough time to re-schedule it?
  2. Art Morte

    Man United v Bournemouth

    How can they re-schedule this? :pond: United play in the cup final on Saturday and all the players are waiting to bugger off to their summer holidays.
  3. Art Morte

    Liverpool Vs Villarreal

    :sb: Totally outplayed them! Should have created better chances, but oh well, three goals is nice! Got a wee bit lucky with the sending off, a bit of a harsh second yellow. But the submarine sank without a fight, offered very little in attack. Bring on the final!
  4. Art Morte

    Congratulations Leicester

    I am not aware of a greater football achievement than this. Congrats Leicester, absolutely stunning.
  5. Art Morte

    Chelsea Vs Spurs.

    Leicester are champions, just incredible. I wonder what's the record on retrospective punishments handed out, this game may yet be historical in that sense, too.
  6. Art Morte

    Chelsea Vs Spurs.

    wtf was that eye poke from Dembele on Costa? Should be a three game ban. What an idiot.
  7. Art Morte

    English X1 vs Non- English X1

    My bad :doh: Replace him with Ashley Williams.
  8. Art Morte

    Can Leicester carry on their form next season, or just a flash in the pan?

    Leicester are not suddenly a big club who are expected to do well every season now. They can finish 15th next season and people won't be laughing at them, they will be still talking about how amazing their title win was last season.
  9. Art Morte

    English X1 vs Non- English X1

    Baines is past it. But Giggs isn't the best English LB. Hart Clyne - Smalling - Reid - Cresswell Milner - Dier - Alli Rooney Sturridge - Kane Aguero Payet - De Bruyne - Mahrez Fernandinho - Dembele Monreal - Alderweireld - Kompany - Bellerin De Gea
  10. Art Morte

    The Walking Thread

    The third episode was all right, but there's this predictable feeling about FTWD, imo. I'm not feeling "scared" for any of the main characters. It would be awesome if they killed off Travis or his wife just like that in the fourth episode! Introduce new characters into it as need be. Right now...
  11. Art Morte

    Liverpool Vs Villarreal

    I'd feel a lot better about this one with Hendo or Can fit. Would like a 3 - 3 thriller after the two borefests that were the first legs of the CL semis.
  12. Art Morte

    Can Leicester carry on their form next season, or just a flash in the pan?

    After the "title defence" that Chelsea put up this season, Leicester will have no pressure about theirs. I don't expect them to be in the top-4, but nowhere near the relegation zone, either.
  13. Art Morte

    Doping scandal

    Yeah. Serves him right, though, for being such a moron.
  14. Art Morte

    Doping scandal

    Diet pills aren't exactly doping, but he deserves a ban, absolutely. What an idiotic thing to do. There's no way he even needs fat-burning pills, it's been a psychological reason to take them rather than physical, I'm sure. Makes his goal celebration of running to hug Kolo all the more funny...
  15. Art Morte

    Adam Johnson

    Oh I'll take out something all right...
  16. Art Morte

    Adam Johnson

    Yeah, listen, that's not cool, dude. I gave you the permission to film that on the condition it was for your personal collection. I know you need the weird shit to get it up, but going public, that just isn't on, man.
  17. Art Morte

    Adam Johnson

    Okay, okay, I'll fuck it if that makes you happy, geez, man.
  18. Art Morte

    Adam Johnson

    Well, I wouldn't fuck a tortoise. Maybe that's good. I don't know.
  19. Art Morte

    John Stones

    Micah Richards. I'm not joking. He's all right.
  20. Art Morte

    RIP Prince

    What did he die of? Wasn't even old.
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