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  1. Monkey Tennis

    Saturday 18th November

    Crawley came for a point (who doesn’t) and only started playing when we went ahead. Thought we played okay, and not sure why Crawley are moaning about the goal - the ‘injured’ player couldn’t make up his mind if it was his knee or his head that was hurt. Nobody puts it out for the opposition...
  2. Monkey Tennis

    Managerial Merry-Go-Round 2020/21

    Sparks allowed a tiny car to deliver the ball onto the pitch, I’m fairly sure he’d be well up for the novelty of the celebratory fist pump.
  3. Monkey Tennis

    Managerial Merry-Go-Round 2020/21

    Bradford approached Pete Wild but he wasn’t interested. An ITK told me.
  4. Monkey Tennis

    Saturday 11th November

    There’s a section of society that refuses to watch BBC because they think they’re making a point.
  5. Monkey Tennis

    Relegation Thread 23/24 Sponsored by Sadford City

    Everyone we beat says we are a poor team, so expect us to be down here come the end of the season.
  6. Monkey Tennis

    Saturday 11th November

    Yeah, seems a bit weird committing themselves to cover one game in such depth, because if it’s a stinker they still have to drag it out over the full programme. Do away with that bit and give the highlights 20 secs extra per match.
  7. Monkey Tennis

    Saturday 18th November

    We’re unbeaten at home (7 games) this season, but every single team that’s come here has set up to take a point (possible exception of Wrexham who shut up shop after their early goal). It’s been tedious viewing, but Crawley would be well advised to do the same and I’m presuming their manager has...
  8. Monkey Tennis

    Saturday 11th November

    The first few weeks were horrendous - focusing on one specific Championship game, interviewing just about everyone in the stadium. They’ve dialled that down a bit now, and also bumped the pointless charity feature to the end of the programme. Bit annoying that some old people doing chair...
  9. Monkey Tennis

    Saturday 11th November

    Our shit pub team are back in the play-off positions.
  10. Monkey Tennis

    League Two Salaries 2023/2024

    We’ve got a Top 10 budget, so this looks well off - I’m sure Wild said that Telford took a pay cut to join, so unlikely we’re paying anywhere close to £4.4k pw. Also a lot of underestimated figures too, such as Canavan being our captain, ever-present and one of the players of last season but on...
  11. Monkey Tennis

    Pizza Cup 23-24

    Jay Spearing running the show for Liverpool U21s tonight. Get this nonsense competition in the bin.
  12. Monkey Tennis

    Managerial Merry-Go-Round 2020/21

    Not THE Gareth Jennings???
  13. Monkey Tennis

    Tuesday 31st October & Tuesday 7th November

    Yeah, him - even our emaciated bluebird Bluey looks better than that.
  14. Monkey Tennis

    Tuesday 31st October & Tuesday 7th November

    That was when you wheeled out that fat robin mascot. Who was he again?
  15. Monkey Tennis

    Saturday 28th October

    Except the teenager who we had filling in at right-back, who kept Jones in his pocket for the entire time he was on the pitch…
  16. Monkey Tennis

    Tuesday 24th October

    Bit harsh sacking the mascot.
  17. Monkey Tennis

    Managerial Merry-Go-Round 2020/21

    Horseman soon to be put out to pasture sooner rather than later if the boos at the end tonight are anything to go by. They’ve tried a psycho, a woman and a human-animal hybrid - what will Swampy try next?
  18. Monkey Tennis

    Tuesday 24th October

    Could’ve gone in 3-0 up against FGR, but will have to settle for two. Resting a few key players too, which is a luxury we’ve never had before. Of course, we’ll chuck it away second-half so not getting too excited yet.
  19. Monkey Tennis

    Saturday 14th October 2023

    Not watching, but presumably they tried to sit on a 1-0 lead for the second weekend running? So much for the East Midlands Globetrotters.
  20. Monkey Tennis

    Welcome to Wrexham Season 2

    Why not just stick them all on a map of France then? More space to fit the badges on.
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