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  1. Look Out There Are Llamas

    The Labour Thread

    Yup, and in proper bullshit cases also. https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/woman-who-posted-rap-lyrics-14543694 Is probably the worst, criminalising a 19 year old for posting (questionable) lyrics from a song as her Instagram bio because a police officer took offence...
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    Match Day National League Fixtures Saturday 8th September

    There’s no way Alabi comes in for Koroma, nor does he take Harrold’s place on the bench. Lumeka is pretty safe I imagine. We aren’t going to ditch Happe (defender) or the centre mid (Gorman or Lawless if he’s still away), so yeah.
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    Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

    That's why I'm single. I didn't take her to Braintree v Alfreton :( Fuck.
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    Stickied Confirmed Signings 2024/25

    I'd say a really good mid-range passer for this level. Not anything else. I lose count of the times he'd show #passion by jumping into an attempted meaty challenge, missing the ball and the man allowing a free entry into the final third. We've released David Mooney by mutual consent. Shame his...
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    Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

    He's just a narcissistic fruitcake. Makes for good entertainment though. Billericay lose approx. £1,500,000 a year. Fuck me. To be fair he has to cover the losses if he wants to sell the club, otherwise it's a date with the court.
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    National league fixtures 01/09/2018

    Edit: Wrong place. Tinpot Master D confusing the issue.
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    Sack Race - 2018/19

    I really hope they've listed the wrong Kinnear, and it's Joe. His interview at Newcastle is still one of my favourite things ever.
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    Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

    His asking price is £500k. Who the fuck in their right mind would pay £500k for Billericay Town. Jump on the train going east and in less than half an hour you end up at Roots Hall, jump on a train going west and in less than half an hour you end up at the London Stadium. Maybe for somewhere...
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    Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

    Tamplin genuinely could be the Essex Becchetti, just more tinpot.
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    National league fixtures 01/09/2018

    We've all been there mate. It gets better, it will turn around. Probably, I would have said the same about York and Stockport... Ditch Allen though. Don't think he's much to blame, just a standard welcome to non-league, but fuck me Allenball is the last thing I'd want to watch when on a five...
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    National league fixtures 01/09/2018

    Tranmere were 18th. Same points and goal difference as Chesterfield have now. Macclesfield were 14th, same points as Barnet. #StillOut.
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