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Just realised the reason for the abysmal crowd at Valley Parade today. Park Avenue were also at home today - to the mighty Telford.

A polite request to Devon Lad. If you are going to lift my comments on Exeweb please, at least, rephrase them in your own inimitable style rather than just repost them (almost) verbatim. I'd hate for anyone (especially my Labour Party friends) to think that we were in any way associated. Thanks...

Come on. Surely coming away from mighty Bratfut with a draw qualifies as the biggest cup upset since we earned a replay at Old Trafford while a non League club back in 2005!

But you weren't...so See You Next Tuesday (week)

Less than three thousand Yorkie Bars at Valley Parade? How embarrassing - I thought you guys were a "massive" club. Just be grateful that 238 intrepid Grecians made the long, long trek Oop Norf to lift the total number to slightly less tinpot levels.

Indeed. With Glasto having been cancelled for the last two years they are hoping to replace the current army ridge tent with some surplus "hardly used" luxury gazebos and yurts, courtesy of Eavis Incorporated Enterprises. Rumour has it that it will be re-named "Emily's End".

Sorry, but can't see that happening. No chance of Orient being relegated (this season)

Surely that is Guy Garvey's prerogative?

Don't forget your (vaccine) passports!

Don't worry Don. I'm sure that Scunny Patheticist will be "up for the fight" as usual. Probably be down at his local branch of Pets At Home...kicking a few puppies!

Why would you want to eat a burger with shit on it?.... ....oh, I see! Down Furness way the excrement glows in the dark to help you see the burger in the dark.

The Corinthian Casuals were also the first known examples of football hooligans.

Look on the bright side. At least we've spared Janner Huxtable! (Although we must be due the misfortune of another visit from that particularly gross incompetent soon)

Don't worry Rob. Next season sad little Scunny Fantasist will be able to "give it large" at places like Woking and Wealdstone. Tiny clubs that are much more in his (fantasy) league. "Green Street"? More like "Sesame Street"!

Mark Clattenburg was pushing his new book on BBC Breakfast this morning. My god! What a smug, self-important little prig he was/is. Yes of course Mark - the game was always more about you than the football.

I reckon poor old Patheticist is more of a "nuts" boy.

Back in 2004 your dream could have been on the way to becoming reality. And Torquay came even closed much more recently. Be careful what you wish for. I'd still much, much rather be visiting Hartlepool and Harrogate this year than Tivvy, Truro or Taunton (except for pre-season warm-up games perhaps)

To be fair though, in 2008 we made the same "cardinal sin".....and ended as runners up by May 2009! Based solely on our results so far Bristol Rovers and Scunthorpe must be clear favourites for the drop...while L'Orient have already urinated upon this tinpot league. Every other club will be...

Relative EFL newby Carl Brooks for us. Looking at his record, he seems to have handed out more cards than Moonpig during his short career!!!

Indeed. Brett Huxtable for one (or is it two?)