Just have my recipie without the bacon,that should bring the ponce level down from 10 to about 7.
As for what to do in Stoke before game, I suggest eat more oat cakes and fire plenty more Pedigree down your neck, that way you'll forget where you are which in Stoke might be no bad thing
Me mam who was born and raised in Hanley (before moving to the better end of Staffs) is 84 and still knocks up a dozen of the best oat cakes on earth every week.
They are the size of a dinner plate and the best way to eat is make a doorstep with 4 cakes, place 1on the plate with bacon,cover with...
Don't worry Crewe, in the grand scheme of our current form a home win today followed by us winning at Bratfud Tuesday is the way it will probably go.
So 2-1 Alex it is then, plus I like you lot more than Bratfud, so anything we can do to help you will be handy.
I wish everyone around us would get their fingers out so at least we can say we failed to get promoted by being beaten by teams that deserve it more.
At the moment we are wobbling along winning one losing one,but the way things are that may well be enough for auto's as that will give us 85...
Because we are shitty little Burton who have many football supporters in this town who don't know the game is played other than on Sky.
They make my piss itch because they laugh or look at you gone out if you mention football and Burton Albion in the same breath.
It will take a generation or...
Bored out of my tree I've looked up the last 10 games of form.
It seems the top 8 are opening quite a gap with Bradford getting 21pts the best,and Gillingham 17 the worst.The other six getting 19 or 20.
Out of the next 6 clubs Millwall surprisingly top them with 14 then Sheffield...
Fuck it, nephew rings I'll be round in 10 mins, wife shouts from lounge get ya coat on we going shopping sky says game off ,bollocks that's all I need a day pissing about round town.
The bastard about that is it feels like a early spring morning down here not a drop of fickin rain in sight .
I...
Burton going for 5th win on the spin,which would be their best run since entry to the football league.
Got feeling this could end in tears for the Brewers as I reckon I was in nappies the last time we beat Donny, and under Ferguie they seem to be improving.
I'll go for a hard fought 2-1 to...
Not trying to be pedantic blademan but he did win the mighty Northern prem with us and went to the sheep when we were already a shoe in for the conference. (McFarland nearly fucked that up with his meddling)
Not that it means much to you I personally would have a proper blade legend Mr Warnock...