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Mourinho left Mata on the bench and I have to admit the sense of relief at that decision was tangible in the Kop ,it was evident he envisaged yet another war of attrition with United strangling any chance of fluidity ,but I think Klopp proved he's astute enough to ensure that any occurrence of...

The best atmosphere at our place I've experienced this season ,place just fucking rocked ! Just elated with the raw power of that performance, every player in red harried and bullied the opposition till they won back possession and it seems we're now on the cusp of seeing our A game return ,some...

"Yes I want the public's sympathy, but Fuck me ,this crying lark is harder than it looks ,can't I just dance like a twat again ?"

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Talking about Bukake ,Ive heard the most experienced of attendees bring a pair of shoes with plenty of traction to aid their exit from the room ,snowshoes are said to be ideal.

I'm sure they will, especially with the knowledge we're now under your vigil. Although if I was you I would keep my beady on the PSG game,Belgrade is an intimidating place to visit and the atmosphere inside the ground is hostile ,I mean we all know how these expensively assembled squads have a...

I expect the teams consistency will continue to dog the manager throughout the season, however I think he has worked wonders with the squad available to him but it still lacks quality in key areas and that much is more than evident ,Gerrard will no doubt attempt to add further improvements in...

Office jokers ,you know the ones that constantly look around for approval even when they have to endure the most excruciating uncomfortable toe curling silence that accompanies their joke.

I can of course only speak for myself ,but when I take my place in the Kop on Tuesday night I expect the magic to emanate from the fans who fill the ground . Anfield , is just a stadium, a very illustrious stadium yes ,but still only a vessel for the noise. I'm sure Napoli will not be...

I agree ,the goal was spurious in nature and has no place in the modern game and only a pact with the devil could have plausibly spawned such an aberration. I think its high time the FA opens a nefarious acts department 'NAD' for short if you like ,specifically for the prevention of immoral...

Mrs Clause is delighted by the turn out for her post match Bukake party but Santa has the hump at her flagrant misuse of the naughty list .

Possibly because 'Raz' wasn't as bully like as he was against Bournemouth.

A midfield consisting of Fabinho ,Gini and Keita has to be the way forward,anything that affords Firmino the opportunity to pull the strings up front has my express approval. Salah seems to have finally found his Jimmy Grimble boots and Alissons evidently been watching Big Sami judging by the...

I'm on my 5th JD so my apologies now if the content of my posts deteriorate to something less than lucid, its just I never shirk the opportunity to celebrate a damn good day.

I will of course add my critique on our victory in the Cherries back yard ,but for now I'd just like to revel a tad more in City leaving Liverpool top of the table and the only unbeaten side in the Premiership :bg: A truly magnanimous gesture from Guardiola's all conquering eleven.

The last time Guardiola showed the tv cameras the sputum he had collected in his mouth was that very painful Champions League loss to ourselves which proves its not just the owners junk he's accustomed to swallowing :bg:

"Hey Dad its Gabriel ,you were right the Milky Ways here are even smaller than my fully erect penis."

A pic of Sean Dyche 'without the comedy hair and beard' attempting to stare Klopp out have emerged in the wake of the Burnley defeat.

It seems a glut of Premiership goalkeepers are now evidently infected with the baby arms virus ,and in some its lying dormant ,firstly it was Pickford and then De Gea and just like the basketball stars in Space jam someone has clearly stolen their talent....Saturday in my 'considered' opinion it...

He's still adjusting to the pace of this league but I've no qualms whatsoever once he adapts fully and is integrated into our first choice eleven he will show his undoubted ability. Sometimes its worth the patience afforded to see a player evolve into the monster you know he will become.