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Origin on You Tube Originals is arguably one of the most well structured science fiction series I've seen for many a moon. Its premise is basically the promise from an organization known as Siren of settling on a fresh Utopia called Thea with an opportunity to be free from past transgressions...

The cup is only marginally less hideous than the association behind it.

We're holding half the payment back until Silva and Verratti are at least limping.

"Jesus tonight ,I'm the facking manager love, I cant be offside ,but you just carry on treacle we need more women in the game."

In all pwobability pwobably wobbly Woy next.

To the strains of Sweet Chariot " STAY LOW NANNY JOE ,COMING TO CARRY YOU HOME"

I would sooner listen to Guardiola's playlist than watch the build up to their third goal. Although both would seriously deplete my appetite for life ,maybe slow asphyxiation with a disability ring would require less endurance.

Dragonfly's ,no sense of direction,otherwise they would just find a corner and decompose with the minimum of fuss.

Old Snake Oil always used to crease me up ,but over the course of time I grew very fond of twat.

Is this a bad time to extol the benefits of my new hair wax ?

City were 'for the most part' largely unimpressive and United were dire ,eleven players trying their level best to stifle yawning on camera and as for City they didnt help the united cause ,44 passes with 38 backwards and sideward's ,only passes for an induced slumber in my well versed book...

I'm really starting to get vexed with overzealous stewards,people will naturally get to their feet when a goal is scored ,its fucking instinctive. The second half performance was better than the first ,I don't think we could fail to raise our game up for the second given it was at floor level...

Rather than targeting Liverpool fans you should perhaps single out Kopites for eradication if only to avoid not obliterating half of London and wiping out Norway Singapore ,Thailand and Australia then at least you would preserve the non threatening Evertonian's. Give it some thought mate ,eg If...

Prosecution: Mrs Hilda Sparrow was then viewed leaping from her chair unaided and surprisingly without any form of breathing apparatus after evidently making a miraculous recovery from the COPD that is said to ail her. This is why and in light of recent events that we request her DLA be...

My biggest nightmare at the close of last season was to enter into a new one with a 32 year old Milner inclusive in our first choice eleven. If we don't start integrating the new players we procured with the express intention of improving our midfield then we will fall out of contention in both...

The Anteater,ridiculous looking mammal who walks around in what seems like a state of perpetual embarrassment ,25 million years on the planet and they've failed to deliver anything remotely profound, I mean ,all that time ambling around the earth and they still dont know how to crack a fucking...

Is this because of the' God given' dexterity they have with their fists ? Or because Manc birds really love them ? :bg:

Hey Sergio ,many thanks for gifting me the match ball but when I was young in Uruguay my family mistakenly took me to a an adult circus ,in which the main act was a woman who shot footballs out of her snatch ,it was amazing and I caught the ball ? That's twice I need to thank your mum!

Both teams have a tricky run of fixtures in the next few weeks ,Chelsea host the bitterz and City have the Manchester derby then they travel to the Hammerz back yard and then there's a Burberry Chavfest at Wembley for Chelsea ,whilst we have Fulham at our place and Watford away.

Is it Art Garfunkel's first day at school ?