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The Goonerz deserved the draw,we would have been extremely fortunate to stroll out the Emirates with maximum points ,that said, the most clear cut chances fell to us and those misses proved costly. I suppose its matches like these against inventive and more composed midfield's that may prove the...

"What you saying ?" Its not just Homer Simpson with an exaggerated overbite"

These attempts at social cleansing have been an issue for some considerable time and the Premier League and its representatives will never profess to its undertaking ,but they will push forward 'when tasked' the issue of safety ,this is underlined by their deterrence of crushing and how devoid...

I can remember escaping the boys pen and climbing my way into the Kop ,all was good with the world until the crowd surged forward and I was crushed against the bar ,I could feel the unbearable weight for a few fleeting seconds until I could hear a man shouting "there's a fucking kid here" and...

I cant argue with that ,safe standing areas have been introduced 'successfully to boot 'by Celtic but its still an emotive subject that divides Liverpool fans. I've added my name to the SOS call for its reintroduction and the government are currently reviewing it, all we can do now is be patient...

There's an incongruity about Fulhams set up that's so pronounced its practically bulbous.

On a side note, the atmosphere was woeful on Saturday and Cardiff fans let us know with their "Is this a library chants' Kopites can only do so much, all the other sections that house supposed Liverpool fans need to support us. I suppose its indicative of this new breed of support too busy...

Coastal erosion has the edge on him too

Next time Pogba is stepping up for a penalty I'm going to make myself a toasted sandwich ,no one should be forced to watch that without the requisite sustenance.

Cities defence all over the place in that last 15 mins and Lamela's miss when put on the proverbial platter by Ali should have given Spudz a share of the points ,still it was strangely comforting to see City with a touch of the jitters and if they carry on using Mendy then there is hope for the...

I think we look so much more compact with Fabinho there ,his game intelligence and his passing reminds me of Gilberto Silva and we all know how integral he became for Arsenal. I know fans are saying Lallana didnt have his most productive game but we stretched the Cardiff defence more than we've...

The wife has predicted a Spudz win tonight ,this attempt at augury came in the middle of a conversation/argument pertaining to handbags and I believe this very clever ruse was utilised to avert my attention from said handbags cost. I'm going for a draw myself but if they win I will buy her the...

"Hey Paul , that hooded guy you picked up on security camera kicking over all your wheelie bins and yelling derogatory shit in Portuguese .......well It wasn't me!" "I was at home with the wife and kids watching Scarface."

Fill your boots fella ,its universal !

See ,now your providing succour for the disaffected :bg:

Why thank you ,I'm just trying to provide the more querulous of fans in our happy throng by dropping the tiniest crumbs of comfort through a time of such apparent unrest.

Liverpool's current game may not exactly sit right with the football purist but its effective,yes its fragmentary in parts but the cohesion that will arrive when the first eleven picks itself will be worth the wait. We sit level on points with City who have already showed their hand in terms of...

"I know its classed as a 'singular phenomena' for a Dog to post on social media but if it gets your attention then I'm more than willing to fly in the face of convention" Now reel your kids in before all the fucking door frames need widening "

"If we can dispense with the jokes and just find that fucker who pegged me to the washing line."

I will endeavour to ensure the next joke I put on the forum cant be associated with a you tube video,if only to stop you trawling through videos to make a point . Seems like a ridiculous waste of your time,unless you simply wished to confirm your penchant for spreading monotony ? If that is...