Cujo (1983)
Cujo, a friendly St. Bernard, contracts rabies and conducts a reign of terror on a small American town.
I watched this last night on the Horror channel and it was excellent. 8/10
A wife walked into the kitchen to find the husband swatting flies.
“Did you kill any?” she asked.
“Yes, five”, said the husband, “Three males and two females”
“How could you tell?”, the wife enquired.
“Well”, the husband replied, “there were three on the beer can and two on the phone”