Went to the pictures last night with the wife i was just starting to enjoy the film when she nudges me.
" whats up" i said "not enjoying the film?"
"the fella next to me is having a wank" she whispers back
"leave him to it" i said "each to their own"
"but he's using my hand" she said
fuming me
Hey Salty im watching England in the semi final of the world cup this Wednesday.
Can you let me know if Debbie Dingle gets her bangers out on Emmerdale please.
England played at 70% likewise Belgium.
If England really wanted to win they would have been full strength as would Belgium.
There was a gentlemens agreement with Southgate and Martinez to play weaker teams and it worked out well for England.*Source Johnnytodd