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Leaderboard: 1st - Lowryman - 11 points 2nd - stevencc - 7 points 3rd - Redpelt - 5 points 4th - Leo - 5 points 5th - Fompous Part - 3 points 6th - Habbinalan - 2 points ' Lowryman pisses the caption league'

all you have to do is make it 9 a side or keep it 11 a side and make the pitch 20% bigger.

Luis Suarez would have far too big advantage with his teeth on number 1.

A got arrested by a copper once she was fit as fuck, she said "Anything you say can and will be held against you." i said " tits"

Not to mention the slippery pitches and hot springs getting in the away of training sessions.

A hero to true Englishmen.

'you have 10 seconds to answer the community chest question......starting now' NEXT:

Fabinho 1 goal every 10 games pmsl

' YMCA '

Paddy & Murphy land on the moon paddy " woah would you look at that size of this place, its ****in huge Murph' Murphy ' i know one thing Paddy, no ****ing Cow has jumped over this'

hope he doesn't radicalise more EDL types in prison ive heard that happens with other religons

Egypt are shit so who cares

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff? Tequila

This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst texting on my phone i admit it. The driver got out.. he was a dwarf. He said, "I'm not happy"... I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

' thanks for your support lads on 1ff but Paggers was right im shit'

Is it true that Jehovas witnesses refuse to knock at your home?

Dick van dyke caused this with the push anyway on Ramos.Should have been a penalty.its his fault he glanced karius ever so slightly. Karius will stay hopefully and Hendo Milner and most of the others as their overated one season bottlers. Pmsl

How embarrassing is the Liverpool 'ban Ramos' petition. Pmsl sad c***

Football won in the end Liverpool are just a mid table cup team. Think they will slipp down the league next year their luck has run out. Pmsl