These aren't lads and nothing about the setting is. Interesting concept though. I don't see anything wrong with letting kids have controlled fisty cuffs, burn off some energy and keep out of trouble. Ripe for a league, would do huge numbers on YouTube.
Doris de Vries
Michel Vorm
Lukas Fabianski
Angel Rangel
Sam Ricketts
Neil Taylor
Ashley Williams
Garry Monk
Chico Fernandez
Alfie Mawson
Ferrie Bodde
Leon Britton
Jordi Gomez
Joe Allen
Gylfi Sigurdsson
Michu
Nathan Dyer
Wayne Routledge
Andy Robinson
Pablo Hernandez
Wilfried Bony
Lee Trundle...
You're an idiot as is Merson.
Bellers is a top lad. Had he been a few years younger (or alternatively not ran into the ground in his early career) Wales would be european champions.