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  1. hellogregory

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    If we were improving or even showing signs of improvement, I could understand your hope and optimism even if I didn’t see it myself. But as Jon Colman rightly points out in his article today, at the start of January we were averaging 0.75 points per game. 2 months later that average has dropped...
  2. hellogregory

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Guess who our opponents are in our penultimate game of this season.
  3. hellogregory

    Tue 25th & Thu 27th February

    We don’t always beat barrow. And we certainly won’t be now you’ve clowned it with that. You never learn.
  4. hellogregory

    Tue 25th & Thu 27th February

    You disagree that we’re the worst team in the football league? Some of the above is my opinion, but what is fact and can’t be disagreed on is that we’ve got worse over the last couple of months. The results reflect this.
  5. hellogregory

    Tue 25th & Thu 27th February

    We are the worst team in the football league and are 100% going down despite what a few of our fans will have you believe. Barrow are light years ahead of us on the pitch, as are most teams in this league. Our players are shit, our January recruitment was yet again terrible, we’ve got worse...
  6. hellogregory

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Before my time that. I remember the 03/04 team that went down. This team is worse than that and won’t get anywhere near the 45 points that team were relegated on.
  7. hellogregory

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    For me this is the worst Carlisle United team I’ve ever seen. Its not amongst them, its out on its own. A pathetic embarrassing points total after 32 games. 100% down 100% the worst team I’ve seen.
  8. hellogregory

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    We are on a complete downward spiral. 1 win in 10 games since the turn of the year. 5 points from a possible 30 in that time. We’re getting worse.
  9. hellogregory

    2024/25 League Two Relegation Thread

    There’s nothing in this team. Honestly, nothing.
  10. hellogregory

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    We are horrendous. We were terrible in the first 4 months of the season, yet somehow despite signing 12 new players in January, we’re now worse. I don’t know how any fan can have any faith whatsoever in this team. It’s truly woeful. All I want is to see some signs of progress from this team...
  11. hellogregory

    2024/25 League Two Relegation Thread

    You have to see us to believe how useless we are. We’ve regressed a lot since our game in August. And we weren’t great that day.
  12. hellogregory

    Tuesday 18th & Saturday 22nd February

    Carlisle v Gillingham The battle of the two most out of form teams in League 2. However the pressure is more on us because we have been consistently the worst team in the football league all season and despite us being 100% down we need to find some sort of form to take into next season's...
  13. hellogregory

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    I think it's possible the bottom 2 won't reach 40 points. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if we finish on around 30. But I reckon third bottom will end up on about 45/46
  14. hellogregory

    Tuesday 18th & Saturday 22nd February

    Great to see that Hunts is still playing and presumably playing well for Bradford. He struggled last season in League 1 but always thought he’d still be more than useful in League 2. Big mistake we made in releasing him.
  15. hellogregory

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    I keep seeing some of our fans going “Morecambe lost last night so if we win our next 3 games we’re right back in it” :lol: This team is shite. We haven’t won back to back games for 2 years. Talk of winning 3 games back to back is cloud cuckoo stuff. This team isn’t capable of it. It’s like...
  16. hellogregory

    Tuesday 18th & Saturday 22nd February

    Yeah makes sense, it could be a leveller in games. Makes me wonder whether we should do similar to our pitch because what we’re currently doing sure as shit isn’t helping us.
  17. hellogregory

    2024-25 B(D)SM Trophy

    Is the boycott of this competition out of the window then? Or do Birmingham just not get it? At least we take the boycott seriously. We’ll be boycotting this trophy full stop next season, including our team.
  18. hellogregory

    Tuesday 18th & Saturday 22nd February

    Just seen a photo of this on X I know they have financial issues, but park football is played on better pitches than that. Can see that being a leveller in some games between now and May. Makes you wonder…
  19. hellogregory

    The BELEAGUERED Carlisle Utd Thread

    Maybe shoddycollins will reappear from the abyss and keep you company.
  20. hellogregory

    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    The next one is our last one. We only have one squad space left. The fact we're scrambling around for free agents after spending god knows how much in january on 11 signings goes to show what an absolute shambolic shit show our recruitment has been. And I've seen some people suggest our january...
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