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  1. Joseph Smith

    Sack Race - 2018/19

    just ask for a catheter mate, go back to sleep and stop calling for the nurse. She may wake you up with news that the brotherhood are all restored by election to the Football league before you pop off.
  2. Joseph Smith

    Sack Race - 2018/19

    Oh you comb over boys are too salty... Not seen much good football played by Wrexham, but Hartlepool and Halifax should keep combing over, as ive only seen evidence from them of a hardcore non league football mentality. Perhaps a good old days thread, where the struggling clubs could suffocate...
  3. Joseph Smith

    FA Cup 2018/19

    yeah we may need to buy another stand from you when you go back to NLS. But in all sincerity its not the best, we came from little and have built what we needed when promoted. Its a 300 seat grandstand with a great bar social club. And then a 1000 terrace (ex driving range) another 1000 terrace...
  4. Joseph Smith

    Picture round: guess the event

    Yeah odd! You would assume the club would not let this go public, but previous to that that the players would not be quite to childish (for want of a better word) and need permission, instruction and control over their diet.
  5. Joseph Smith

    Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

    If he fails its obviously racist!
  6. Joseph Smith

    FA Cup 2018/19

    Moors offer pints at about £3.... so no special offers but if you come from Blackpool we should probably drop the prices and throw in some cheap sex toys, another time of year I wouldnt mid the replay for a night in Blackpool but I recall it being freezing when i visited in July a couple of...
  7. Joseph Smith

    Picture round: guess the event

    coach turned back from ground by police or match postponement
  8. Joseph Smith

    Combover Club

    Right, cat among the pigeons.... Who is going to finish above whom? Wrexham, Leyton Orient, Hartlepool, Barnet, Chesterfield? More importantly, who plays Barcelona tikki takka and gets reffed out of games and robbed of promotion as a result of tinpot poor opposition beating them each and every...
  9. Joseph Smith

    National League Fixtures - 27/10/2018

    nah mate... just living keep combing it over and watching old VHS bout tha good ol days
  10. Joseph Smith

    National League Fixtures - 27/10/2018

    dunno mate? do you guys start looking at these? who misses the most one on ones, who has the most possession? who scores most from outside the box? who relies on set pieces? i dont know? Thought Orient where trying to get promoted. As soon as a club like us start beating you (bald headed...
  11. Joseph Smith

    National League Fixtures - 27/10/2018

    no hissy fit here... Not going to argue over the comb with a bunch of bitter bald men, who need the comb, nay, deserve it, as they used to have long luscious locks and attended the first Sabbath gig etc etc etc, yawn yawn. Music wasnt what it used to be, football was better back when we were...
  12. Joseph Smith

    Brotherhood??!

    The rules seem whimsical. These Old Etonians and Engineers reminded me they had won more trophies than most clubs. Is it time to lose your brotherhood status if you stay outside the league for more than 5 years and have gates below three thousand on average?
  13. Joseph Smith

    FA Cup 2018/19

    ball number 60 is then a nightmare for all... I want Walsall or Coventry. But Sunderland or Pompey would do. Failing that some Met Police type unit, as all these brotherhood tinpotters talk a big game but will talk a bigger gate than they deliver (Wrexham excluded). Looking forward to First...
  14. Joseph Smith

    National League Fixtures - 15/9/2018

    With the exception of Liam Daly (6'5) and Danny Wright (6'3) possibly Tyrone Williams too. All of our players would fall into what I would call average man size. So this is either a good sign, that teams are starting to take notice of us in this division and take pops at us or a small man...
  15. Joseph Smith

    The future of Eastleigh?

    Cool, it's decided then Eastleigh will take voluntary relegation. Are there three more volunteers?
  16. Joseph Smith

    National League Fixtures - 18/8/2018

    Might I suggest this gets pushed over to a thread called something like 'bald men's comb nostalgia' in which brotherhood members can discuss how luscious their hair was when their club played a game in the past and argue over the comb. I have to side with the Sutton fan here, after all they...
  17. Joseph Smith

    Stickied Confirmed Signings 2024/25

    Massive signing for Gateshead. Williamson was playing in the premier league three or four years ago. Moors still very light on numbers, hope w can attract a couple of players of that calibre but budget likely means loans, just got to get the right ones
  18. Joseph Smith

    National League fixtures 11/8/18

    Or perhaps confirm that the fixtures have been cruel by delivering three promotion contenders in a row? Nah only kidding but two wins in a row and I'm heading into tommorrow feeling quietly confident, I think a draw.
  19. Joseph Smith

    National League - 4/8/2018 Opening Day Fixtures.

    Fylde 2 Bromley 1 Aldershot 1Barnet 3 Barrow 1 Havant & Waterlooville 2 Boreham Wood 1 Dag & Red 0 Braintree 1 Halifax 1 Dover 2 Chester reserves 0 Eastleigh 1Solihull Moors 1 Ebbsfleet 2 Chesterfield 1 Harrogate 1 Sutton United 0 Maidenhead United 2 Gateshead 1 Maidstone United 2 Hartlepool 1
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