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Forgot just how good this song is.............

I got A Hard On, but apparently that's not allowed.

Don't know whether this has been posted before, but it's funny as fuck! (Stolen from OTIB)

Kick Diana Dors (It really does sound like that!) For those too young to know, she was a popular British actress that was around when this came out.

Being totally surrounded by this mixed bag of hellish freaks, we had no choice but to meekly give ourselves up. They tied our hands and threw us over a horse, carrying us for half a day until we reached what seemed to be a temporary village. They dragged us from the horse and left us lying in...

"Narnia" he whispered. Rachel gave him a puzzled look, "Narnia? what do you mean?" He sighed deeply, his shoulders sagging as if a great weight had suddenly been placed on him. "Sit down Rachel, there's something I must tell you....something I should have told you long ago". Rachel slowly eased...

He turned to shout for Rachel again, but as he turned he saw her standing at the top of the stairs. The words caught in his throat, and his eyes widened at the sight of her, she was white and visibly shaking, clinging to the rail as if her life depended on it. He rushed up the stairs, any...

Reminds me of the sick jokes that were popular when I was a kid, such as... What's the difference between a lorry load of babies and a lorry load of marbles? You can't pitch fork marbles.

Careful jjh you're almost sounding positive! 2-1 City

Surely a painting, otherwise wouldn't the reflected light on the rails be red? :dk:

Sorry but I'll have to stick with my statement. Women should look like women, not like blokes with curves.

Fair play mate. Something I look back on now and wish I had done! Me and a few mates did flirt with the idea, but only ever got as far as writing a few lyrics!

Who were your band Aber?

Well I really hope JET doesn't have one of his world beating games that he's quite capable of! Wouldn't be at all surprised if we come back with 3 points here. Huge following and a new found confidence from back to back wins may well be enough. 2-0 Tomlin and Smith

No apologies for another punk thread, but this is going to be a long post so I will apologise for that! Thought I would put together an A-Z of punk bands that have been important/meant something to me over the years for one reason or another. This isn't meant to be a list of the best bands...

I would "like" this, but my wife won't let me........

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I absolutely hate tattoos on women. Many a good porn film ruined by the sight of these!

^ ^ This. We were caught on the counter plenty of times last season too, but the teams in League 1 didn't have the quality to make us pay, whereas they do in the Championship.