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Salad Bowl. I like that. Made of wood too.

It's nothing to do with when he started watching. It's the naivety.

Wait and watch, eco-child.

Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! It's really odd you think I don't want FGR to succeed. I do, but the club isn't beyond criticism. We're racking up a huge, huge debt and are likely to be selling the crown jewels to become tenants. Don't you get it? Meantime, we are blowing loads on wages and have slashed...

You ought to get over to the parkour centre in Gloucester, given how many conclusions you enjoy jumping to. So, whatcha doing over half term? Fight ya on the trampoline. Winner gets to keep the other's special socks. Phone home!

Place the M&Ms on the stairs and ET will follow. :10:

We don't scout. I think Cooper has a subscription to all of the local papers in areas covered by the Isthmian League. It's the only reason I can think of why he blew 30k on Carthorse Mullings. At least Bugiel seems to have an awful lot more about him.

What an embarrassment this boy is. My daddy is bigger than yours.

£20?

No. Eco-Park would be 15 minutes closer drive for me. Plus I was watching FGR well before the money arrived. I recall watching two matches with total attendances less than 100.

FGR Chris and certain other FGR fans seem to have lost touch with reality. Once the football club is gone from Forest Green there will be nothing but more houses in an area already lacking facilities. Furthermore, the club is Forest Green Rovers, not M5 Stroudwater Junction Rovers. Why do...

From what I heard from a usually very reliable source, Cooper wanted shot of him. Remember he was being picked out for criticism by inference in some of Cooper's post match interviews. Cooper is a tool. He's ripped a decent squad apart, puts players out of position, can't keep a settled xi and...

Chris, how old are you?

Might be good to watch, but not having won since November you seem to be missing a trick.

No, it's a polite way of prefixing 'shit' with 'effing'. Cooper's latest interview is a scream, blaming the defence whilst also saying poor results aren't down to players. Also says it's not the formation or the rotation policy. Reading into the latter I'm wondering if certain players are not...

We will beat Torquay at ours.

Chris is enthusiastic. I'm realistic.

We're enduring the effects of a manager who persists with a bizarre system, rotates players for no reason, puts players out of position, has wasted £30k on a donkey from Chelmsford and is now insisting on playing his son. Another season in which Dale Vince has wasted a small fortune. Fair play...

Of course.

On the subject of rectums, why do I never meet girls like that?