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Ah, Richard Brodie. As the saying goes: 'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and dives like a duck.... It's a fucking duck'.

May have been Cambridge. Those were dark times. Lest we forget.

I am so sick of that dreary cladding on everything these days.

Aye, Cambridge too. Maybe the play-off final will end up being the CUFC-off to boot. That looks rude, and it'd be bloody naughty, so why not!

You're such a pessimist. I'll just take a moment to remind you all that in Italian, Mingoia means 'she swallows'. The old lady certainly swallowed today.

Not even a nibble.

You don't get away wins at bogey sides like Stevenage and Crawley, and get to keep your hoodoo over someone else as well. 2-1 Orient.

Seems reasonable if you swap us for Luton. Don't forget Derry is fast making a name for himself as the Pardew of League Two.

Yeah we need to add some cover, and ship a fair few out. Bullishness rising though.

Wasn't there, but heard from my old man there were upwards of a hundred put in the home end near the away fans. Certainly wouldn't be like Stevenage to fudge their figures, they always have with us since they massively oversold the away end in the early Conference days. Last time we won there...

She has learning difficulties as well as being bloody dim, that's why. She even had a long debate that it wasn't racist as it it's the same as calling someone a 'ginger c**t' or a 'fat c**t'. I mean, there is logic there, but jesus wept. Educate these damn fools.

Hope not, I was hoping we'd end up with him if we ever get shot of Derry.

Of course we go to Dover and we bust everything trying to win there. Unsure why anyone would think otherwise. Obviously at this point Dover will be favourites for the replay, but if we win we're either a winnable/appealing 2nd round home tie away from the 3rd round. More chance of us getting...

You bring the algae, we'll bring the lube.

You're asking an impossible question here. Any of the top clubs are too rich for the glory hunter angle, any of lower half clubs are all in danger of going down, the other clubs don't have any real shot at glory and you have no real affiliation to anywhere but London in geographical terms...

We were playing (very poorly, I must) at Gateshead, and after a 20+ pass move ended with a wild 30 yard shot which ended up just as far wide, the customary 'shit shot' banter came from the home fans. In response our lot pipped up ''We're just like Raoul Moat, we shoot when we want''.

Well yeah, but cup is CU innit? Seems fair.

Borja Bastón's name means ''Borja walking stick'' in Spanish. I mean, that can't bode well, but it is marvellous.

THE CUFC CUP Colchester 2 - 0 Cambridge Cambridge ? - ? Carlisile Carlisle - 1st Oct - Colchester Colchester - 7th Jan - Carlisle Cambridge - 4th Mar - Colchester Carlisle - 11th Mar - Cambridge Col 2 3pts Car 0 0pts Cam -2 0pts Well it's clear that March is going to be a BOX OFFICE...

Last year's gate was higher because of the time of year. We were away on Boxing day and there was no NYD fixture last season. I'd say the difference in gates was down to the respective times of year. August games are always a bit lower, (Plymouth excepted) Christmas usually among the top few of...