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  1. Alan Partridge

    The HelloGregory Forfeit Thread *POLL OPEN*

    BAN HIM! ... at least 'til the play-offs are over, please.
  2. Alan Partridge

    Stickied League 2 Away Support Thread 2024/25

    735 Carlisle at Exeter.
  3. Alan Partridge

    Stickied The Staff Query Thread

    The adverts have made this site almost unbearable, been saying it for months. Browsing it on a phone is a complete no go, in fact, even on a big screen it's a pain in the arse. Complete overkill.
  4. Alan Partridge

    What's going on?

    Saddlerrad, You said further up that the banning of members is nothing to do with Admin and it's a mods decision and that you aren't going to overrule them etc... Mowgli, a mod, has just said in another thread that the banning of members is down to Admin and not them? PS. Why was...
  5. Alan Partridge

    2 Weeks of Posts and Threads Gone Missing...

    He should never have been banned anyway, I really can't work out how people can get themselves so worked up over something so trivial. That Wycombe fan needs to get over himself and his obsession.
  6. Alan Partridge

    Battling Relegation v Bottling Promotion (Hartlepool v Carlisle)

    They were probably already like that, to be fair.
  7. Alan Partridge

    Battling Relegation v Bottling Promotion (Hartlepool v Carlisle)

    These sort of performances and results have got to be down to some sort of bigger conspiracy from above. I refuse to believe that we belong in L2.
  8. Alan Partridge

    Hi everybody!

    Fuck off, you're not welcome around here.
  9. Alan Partridge

    Carlisle United billionaire fake-over

    Looks like the Syrian Fat Controller. All is now pointing to the Edinburgh Woolen Mill group taking a controlling stake from next season. I personally think Jenkins will stay on as the face of the club and will waiver his current personal debt as a sign of goodwill. I feel kind of sorry for him...
  10. Alan Partridge

    The worst team in the football league vs Notts County

    Easy home win. Good day for it too!
  11. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    Of course not, we're the real deal!
  12. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    Can we change the thread title? We haven't fucked anything up. THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN.
  13. Alan Partridge

    The worst team in the football league vs Notts County

    Carver's got a point. No matter how many stats and form guides you muster up, we're still the 7th best team in the league as it stands. It's still fucking ladgeful that the likes of Stevenage are Exeter are above us, mind.
  14. Alan Partridge

    The worst team in the football league vs Notts County

    Keith's been having us all on. We'll win all of our remaining games at a canter and give you all a big fat wave goodbye as we head up on our way to L1. :fing::fing::fing:
  15. Alan Partridge

    The TOWN vs The Rovers with Carlisle Utd

    Imagine going 8 without scoring. :pond:
  16. Alan Partridge

    The TOWN vs The Rovers with Carlisle Utd

    What a day that was back in 1992, a day I'll never forget in a hurry. Torquay United 0-2 Carlisle United
  17. Alan Partridge

    The TOWN vs The Rovers with Carlisle Utd

    Stay in your parts? What are they gunna take home as a souvenir, a bag of fish innards and a complimentary pile of fresh dog shite? On second thoughts, it would be right up someone from Donny's street that.
  18. Alan Partridge

    The mid table thread, with Carlisle United

    You need to start watching over your shoulder, mate. I think Mowgli could be after summat!
  19. Alan Partridge

    The TOWN vs The Rovers with Carlisle Utd

    We're huge, people are bound to talk about us.
  20. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    Good luck for the rest of season, lads... Shame we can't join the relegation thread.
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