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  1. Alan Partridge

    Adverts on 1FF

    Every single time I visit that's what I get. It completely greys out the actual site so you cannot click on anything and there's no option to close the advert so all you can do is reload the page but then it reappears once you refresh anyway... I can't even log on half the time cause I get sick...
  2. Alan Partridge

    Adverts on 1FF

    Can something be done about the ads? I know you need to pay for the hosting and servers or whatever, but it takes the piss when you can't even browse when not logged in. I can get away with the ads placed inbetween forums but the pop-ups are a nightmare, the majority of them don't even have an...
  3. Alan Partridge

    The worst team in the Football League vs Crewe Alexandra

    Christ. "Watch me do my job now..." Fuck off, Keith.
  4. Alan Partridge

    No Goals Scored in 4 v No Goals Scored in 5 (Mansfield v Carlisle)

    END THE SEASON NOW. Please, put us out of our fucking misery.
  5. Alan Partridge

    No Goals Scored in 4 v No Goals Scored in 5 (Mansfield v Carlisle)

    That's not your screenshot, you arent even on the '3' network! More lies from HG.
  6. Alan Partridge

    No Goals Scored in 4 v No Goals Scored in 5 (Mansfield v Carlisle)

    What a boring c***, I don't think he goes either. "We're so shit, we can't score goals, we can't defend, we'll never win ... but if we can play well and score/win then it'll be a hell of a result" It's the same every single post - goes all out with his prediction of us being clart and then...
  7. Alan Partridge

    CUFC v CUFC Season Finale - Episode 6/6

    Summat needs to be done on Tuesday night. How is it possible for a team to go from being unbeatable to being so inept at even the basics in the space of two months? Gary Liddle is on a par with Mike-fucking-Edwards. I'd be happy for a Keith to walk as it is, he ain't interested no more, fuck...
  8. Alan Partridge

    CUFC v CUFC Season Finale - Episode 6/6

    Jesus Christ, that was almost as enjoyable as that time I thought I had lost my virginity in year eight. Keith can fuck right off... The board even further!
  9. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    Carver is on the rampage. [https://twitter.com/bbccumbriasport/status/840123998964928513
  10. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    Curle will be away whatever happens. He's been touting himself in the media for weeks, he even got away with doing it on that Channel5 show didn't he? He's that desperate for a promotion on his CV that his arse is beginning to twitch. Miss out on it and he'll have to reluctantly make do with a...
  11. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    :brill: He sounds just like his best pal, Greg Abbott!
  12. Alan Partridge

    The curse of Tuesday nights v Sea side resort Ooop North

    He's a fucking weirdo, isn't he?
  13. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    I doubt he'll be too bothered my Fishy friend, we'll still finish above Pompey.
  14. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    I don't think he goes either, he's been having us all on. HG is a fraud.
  15. Alan Partridge

    Stickied League 2 Away Support Thread 2024/25

    326 Carlisle at Plymouth.
  16. Alan Partridge

    Bottlers Argyle vs Bottlers United

    WE ARE GOING UP, SAY WE ARE GOI... :ffs: Fuck off.
  17. Alan Partridge

    Stickied League 2 Away Support Thread 2024/25

    257 Carlisle down in Cheltenham. Freaks.
  18. Alan Partridge

    Champions-Elect Cheltenham v Relegation-Bound Carlisle

    Goodbye promotion. We've been utter clart since November and it STILL doesn't look like changing - it's a miracle we're still in contention really! Terrible week for the club on the whole and it could start turning nasty very soon with this whole billionaire saga still hanging over those in...
  19. Alan Partridge

    Champions-Elect Cheltenham v Relegation-Bound Carlisle

    Can we drop Gillespie, please?
  20. Alan Partridge

    Title Contenders vs Play-Off Hopefuls (Carlisle vs Pompey)

    Nightmare, losing our two CBs in the first half half killed us. An already shit defence made 10x worse by having a makeshift pairing at the back consisting of a midfielder and full-back, who'd blow over in a strong gale. It was never gunna happen after that. We're now left with three fit...
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