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  1. Alan Partridge

    Wycombe v Carlisle.

    What a day yesterday for us, it couldn't have went any better results-wise. Pompey and Luton at home are huge games!
  2. Alan Partridge

    The Airport Derby : Donny v Luton

    That's our strong point too - against the current top ten - our record stands at 8 wins and 4 draws. Brilliant result for us this, along with the rest yesterday.
  3. Alan Partridge

    Carlisle v Blackpool

    Well, had us playing better than we did yesterday! Everything decision he made yesterday was a piss take, apart from been sent to the stands for running on to the pitch and sparking out the ref, it couldn't have gone any worse for him. He simply has to change things on Tues for the better or his...
  4. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    Travel is a poor excuse in anyone's book, like. We should be used to it anyway!
  5. Alan Partridge

    Carlisle v Blackpool

    Getting dicked 5-0 off Cambridge away at their gaff was more fun than yesterday. Fact.
  6. Alan Partridge

    The Pascal Chimbonda Derby round 2 - Carlisle v Doncaster

    Crocombe Miller Raynes Gillesphey Liddle Joyce Jones O'Sullivan Adams Jabo Proctor Not arsed about Liddle not being a LB, Gillesphey is far more comfortable in the middle. At least Liddle will allow Adams to be played in the opposition half and not constantly...
  7. Alan Partridge

    Carlisle v Blackpool

    BRING BACK KAV! CURLE OUT.
  8. Alan Partridge

    Carlisle v Blackpool

    Fucking jeer. Curle has officially lost the plot, he literally got every single decision possible to make wrong yesterday. In fact, I'd go as far as saying that it was the worst performance put in from a Carlisle side for a good few years - even the German lesbian pornstar Kavanagh had us...
  9. Alan Partridge

    Carlisle v Blackpool

    I'm gunna have to stop predicting us to win every week. :ffs:
  10. Alan Partridge

    Carlisle v Blackpool

    The second of five wins on the bounce.
  11. Alan Partridge

    Stickied League 2 Away Support Thread 2024/25

    I can't work out if you're being serious or not... :err:
  12. Alan Partridge

    Clown College (Waltham Forest Branch) v Carlisle United

    Afraid not, that's only the foregone conclusion against the small-time clubs. Orient, although maybe still small-time in London, will be a much tougher prospect with ten men. It looks like Mike Jones is back in training which will be like having a new player if he's available. I'm sure Keith...
  13. Alan Partridge

    The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

    I still can't believe that we're still in the top three after being utter clart for what seems like an eternity - and we'll still be there even after the other teams below play catch up. :lol: If we manage to keep Wyke and buy/loan well today then we'll be fine.
  14. Alan Partridge

    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    Dunno, it never stopped Forest giving us £1.1m for Joe Garner and he was crocked at the time with knee ligament damage.
  15. Alan Partridge

    Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

    Bradford have probably tried to be clever and offered the amount to trigger his release clause, but offered it in daft installments and clauses to make it upto whatever it is. Either that or we're dragging our heels over it until we've got a replacement lined up. Not sure what difference...
  16. Alan Partridge

    Carlisle [?] - 2 Barnet (The Champagne Derby)

    Today was a disaster. A demoralising third consecutive draw against a minnow with ten men, losing another two players through injury, and another playing his last game for the club. What are we down to now, 17 pro's or summat? The freeloaders in charge of the club need hounded out of the club...
  17. Alan Partridge

    Carlisle [?] - 2 Barnet (The Champagne Derby)

    Akinde seems to miss an absolute sitter every time he plays us. Still, today's wasn't as bad as the one from last season when he was clean through on our goal - or was it the season before? He'd walk into any team in L2, even if he is generally shit at football.
  18. Alan Partridge

    Horse Racing Thread

    Shame. What a way to go though, straight after beating one of the best horses of this generation.
  19. Alan Partridge

    Carlisle [?] - 2 Barnet (The Champagne Derby)

    So Wyke starts... Looks like we're finally playing Liddle in the middle of midfield, too. About time!
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