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Love the legs Ronnie. Dick.

Poor Luis. Slapped on the head like that, no wonder it hurt so much.

What a fucking goal. More of that please. 1-0

Simple. Ronaldo and Pepe. Plus, everyone's favourite angelic Adonis Suarez plays for Uruguay. How can you not want them to win?

And here come the bitter Scots to talk about England in a thread that doesn't involve them.

That shit there sums up why I want Argentina to lose. Mercado barely touched with a small block and he goes down like a bag of shit.

Just need Uruguay to fuck over Portugal tonight now for it to have been a great start.

Yeah, that's what I said. Ahem.

Commentators salivating over Mbappe but that last one was a great finish but was more about the build up. Pavard's was the goal of the game and tournament.

France embarrassing them. Fucking great. 4-2

Kariusesque keeping there, conceding at the near post.

Yes! Get in. Great game this.

What a strike. Not a fan of either team but rather France take this. Play acting Argentinians can fook off. Also, they were shite in the group stage.

Uruguay to smash 'em please. 5-0

We need to go balls out, Kane could grab two or three goals on his own against this lot. Unfortunately, they could match it the other end if we're not careful. Going for the jugular is the best tactic for me, even if it ends up not working. Better than a limp exit after a shithouse, defensive...

In terms of FIFA points per head of population, Scotland are behind Portugal, Denmark, Belgium, Switzerland, Panama, Uruguay and Iceland. All of who qualified for this World Cup. Plus Wales and Northern Ireland.

Hook, line and sinker

That would be a good campaign.