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Maynard is so so bad

Utterly atrocious 45 minutes there, Colchester have just set traps all game and we haven’t got the players to play through them. Maynard’s got to have a better plan than just asking Curtis Edwards to try and be David McGoldrick

Big night for Curtis Edwards and Conor Grant, feels like both are flirting with scapegoat status

How do I put all of my money on Luke Williams to MK Dons?

If all our players are fit we’ll win, if they’re not then Maynard will unfortunately have to use his brain and we’ll come unstuck edit - ah this doesn’t include Tuesday, never mind then. A Notts-free weekend sounds great

Is this meant to be some sort of evidence he’s not good at football or something?

Nah but he scores loads of goals and we’ll sell him for 7 figures in the summer so that counts for something I suppose Probably irrationally annoyed by that performance - I think we can probably sit and say we could’ve won and maybe would’ve won if one of Didzy, Jones or Whitaker were fit but...

Think we could’ve won this game but Stuart Maynard really turns into a complete moron at half time every week, why is a centre back still playing wing back ffs

About the best we could’ve hoped for this, a goal would be nice though

Grass

It’s good on paper at least!

We’ve got no chance against this Vale side haha

What a mental team, no idea what Maynard is cooking up there. Johnson Platt McDonald Bedeau Gordon Palmer Abbott Edwards Grant Jatta ???

Didzy, Jones, Whitaker, Tsaroulla are all out confirmed. Evidence? None of them have travelled. We will be relying solely on the Big Gambian tonight and I’m reliably informed the referee has confirmed he hates Port Vale and will be sending a player off the first time they come remotely close to...

Joao Alves to put his boots on and score a hat-trick

Sounding like we might be without Whitaker, McGoldrick and Jones tomorrow - which is not good. We seem to get more injuries in training than Spurs. Let’s see if Maynard can conjure up some real toxic away from home smash and grab, just play our best counter-pressers, go man for man and hope Big...

Oh no, you’ve fallen for it

have you considered selling Dan Crowley to fix this? It worked for us

Kyle Cameron scoring the winner against MK Dons is the funniest moment of the season and won’t be topped I am afraid

That’s the worry, my understanding is that football radar effectively comprises of a data science team which provides the modelling (never really been able to parse how sophisticated this is from a machine learning perspective but I’d imagine it’s pretty decent) and then an analyst department...