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If you do go to Crawley try and find yourself a Sussex Pond pudding...for an experience that will leave you feeling like your arteries have narrowed to a point where very little blood will ever pass through them again.

A key game today, aren't they all, if we can win against Salford it would reduce the gap between us to three points and potentially drag them into the relegation mire...but a draw or a defeat would leave us with a lot of ground to catch up and probably put a big dent in the confidence that...

What is Kiri Te Kanawa doing these days...he could bring back a thin Kiwi lady to sing our demise, which would at least be tuneful, rather than waiting to get a fat one involved!

Roughly as often as a hippy changes their underpants...perhaps I have discovered the pattern, Dale buys some new under-crackers and goes looking for a new manager at the same time!

Funny...it would be a bloody miracle! Seriously though, our recent home games against Gillingham and Wimbledon were reasonably entertaining...I feel that we have turned a corner at last, hopefully a positive, but previous corners have only led to a dead end!

Agreed, if we can find someone to polish our turd we might just avoid the drop!

I was quite excited to see us top of the fair play table...until I realised that we are the worst disciplined team in the league...dirty vegan b******s!

Dale must be really relieved that we are doing things "another way" because at a club in our position doing things the "football way" the fans would have been calling for the board to be sacked ages ago...it really feels like our club is being killed, regardless of what might be said at public...

They did that at our place too, played OK in the first half, but then collapsed in the second half after having a player sent off...for us to have put five past them was a massive surprise, considering how pants we have been for at least 18 months.

True...we must all be really shite. Dale Vince has talked about bringing in new players in January, the only way he will get someone to join us is if they are heavily sedated and wearing a straight-jacket!

Bollocks.

Just did a quick count and I made it eight clubs, so a third of the division, have changed manager this season...that seems like a pretty high attrition rate...only time will tell whether any have made the right decision. As for the game this evening, if we play in the determined way we did...

Someone posted a link to this forum on ours a few years ago, pretty certain I had already joined by then, and a few of us are still active here...it may be worth another go...even if it is just in time to ensure that we are one of the best represented clubs in the Non-League forum next season...

Possible...if they see him as harming their chances of survival by playing for us...if I'm being brutally honest we could probably steal the likes of Son, Mitoma and Foden and it probably wouldn't do too much other than put a dent in their respective careers.

We are looking for one of them...or a new manager bounce...or any kind of bounce would do!

That produces an image the siege in Waco (Texas), that ended very badly, in the early nineties when a cult leader surrounded himself with his believers...although I gather he has vacated his mansion on Rodborough Common and taken up residence in a canal boat, since his latest marriage went south.

It is...but I have heard fans say that they would be prepared to drop down a division or two just to be rid of him...however, this isn't a widely held view as quite a few are caught up in the cult (careful with my spelling) of Vince and can't see past the shit he spins on an almost daily basis.

This feels like a game of poker, so in keeping with the theme...I will see your "interest" and raise you "fear"!

Interesting thought...I'm now picturing a poodle with a mobile phone!

Indeed...a few years ago sharing a phone number would have resulted in cards appearing in phone boxes offering a range of services aimed at "gentlemen" seeking female company!