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The children’s intensive care unit I work on this week shifted our kids out to clear the unit to admit and care for adults who are covid positive because there are now no critical care beds, or even makeshift critical care beds, in the adults hospital. “Unprecedented” doesn’t cut it. It is pure...

I have noticed traffic on my drive to work in the last week increase significantly. People are already refusing to accept restrictions. It’s only been 11 days. C*nts.

£124.75m to the Championship, £250k spread unequally between the rest?

Another potential six months of clubs Twitter FIFA games, quizzes, “we nominate...”, absolute bants etc may be enough to actually wish for our demise.

Absolutely spot on. I think it’s farcical anyone could get promotion after 36 games, less than 80% of the season. I think it’s only fair we set the cut off at 37 games and promotion honoured for teams top having played 37 games.

Lay off the weed mate.

Mate, we’re ready.

And then lockdown will become stricter and longer. Their own fault.

Easier said than done but just enjoy having your kids around and feck any sort of structured homeschooling. Far too much pressure on something you didn’t choose to do. The whole country is in a heightened state of anxiety and all completely normal feelings. Just don’t consume too much of the...

These idiots who had “one last drink” on Friday night. The idiots who‘ve taken social distancing as a excuse to go to their favourite holiday destination. The idiots who’ve rammed the supermarkets full to get their trolley of bread and cider. The idiots who still think it doesn’t apply to them...

Wonder if the people panic buying, washing their hands for the first time in their life and preparing for the apocalypse will finally take up the flu jab next winter?

Pop down your local hospital too. Similar story.

Eurosport should definitely play out the season as-live with races from previous years. Not just the Grand Tours (in full, day by day) but I want Schelderpijs, Tour of Turkey, Grand Prix de Wallonie... the lot.

It's brilliant to see the Premier League stepping up with their £9billion tv rights. McDonalds, give 'em a free coffee. Sorry, what?

Thought about it. It makes no sense.

It's not the broken bones that are the issue, it's people turning up to A&E with paper cuts or because their kid 'feels a bit warm'. But it shouldn't take a pandemic for people to use common sense.

Pro-rata deduction.

Football’s Twitter section has been the worst bit tbf. Like school kids when a dog is in the playground.

Debatable