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Goalkeeper Michael Poke signs for Woking. Thought he looked pretty weak when he was briefly with us before, but that was ten years ago...

Did well for us for a couple of months when he was playing alongside Dan Holman, didn't really show up after that when he had to lead the line without any real support. Tall but not particularly good in the air, decent on the ground, no pace at all.

And anyone who is English and supports a Welsh non-league team is also worth keeping an eye on. From a safe distance, of course.

You mean you can't bear the thought of missing any of my posts. Understandable.

Chortle chortle. It's the way you tell 'em.

I'm too busy guffawing at your posts. Anyway, I thought you had me on "ignore"?

I liked Garry Hill's quote that "I could get a phone call at any time". Very reassuring.

Why would he apologise for saying something that, according to him, he didn't say? Just makes him even more of a moron. Incidentally, Hoddle was the man who asked his staff to walk around the pitch anti-clockwise during a game against Argentina to create positive energy. A total fruitcake.

Does "at the end of the day I never said them things" really constitute an apology?

We signed him a couple of years ago just after the start of the new season, but Garry Hill obviously wasn't impressed, and Arnold left a couple of months later to join Whitehawk. Think I'm right in saying he only made a couple of sub appearances for us in those two months, so he probably wasn't...

Sickening, isn't it? You give someone a shitload of cash to play below his natural level, and then he gets fed up and leaves.

It'll obviously be pretty bad, especially as he'd said during the season how humbled he felt about the way the fans had raised money, how the spirit at the club was incredible and how everyone pulled together for him. Clearly he didn't feel THAT humbled...

It's what their fans want.

Shahid's Magic Calculator strikes again.

Up to seven players now with the re-signing of Brian Saah. #pissonthedoomvendors

Wouldn't be a complete surprise if we were talking to him, especially as our regular left-back Chris Arthur has gone to Crawley. Bush was on loan to us about five years ago and looked a really good prospect at that stage.

Jokes are allowed on here, but you have to put lolz or a smiley face afterwards in order to explain to the slower-witted that it's not meant to be taken seriously.

No, belatedly is appropriate because it took you a little while to think of that pretty feeble typo excuse. And I can assure you that it's not merely using long words that reinforces my sense of superiority when I'm conversing with you.

Typos aren't hilarious, but crass stupidity belatedly masquerading as a typo is.

To be fair to the Colchester manager (and Pennock, I suppose), Holman spent nearly all of 2014-15 out on loan at Wrexham, Aldershot and Dover, and he didn't exactly set the Conference alight during that time. It was only when he came to Woking last season as a replacement for Scott Rendell that...