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We haven't beaten Halifax since 2 October 2014, when Halifax were top of the league, as I recall. Goals from Kyle Perry and non-league's greatest ever winger Nicky Clee. Edit - Halifax were actually second. I see Danny Hattersley was up front for Fax that day. In his very short stint with us...

I presume you've worked it out by now, but if not: https://alty.ticketco.events/uk/en Today's game is top of the list, then click the away fans box drop down to "1", then click "place your order". After that I presume you add card deets and follow the clicks to the stream

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True, but dealing well now

He's looked better 2nd half. We could nick this, be easier with a striker though.

Hartlepool keeper v dodgy, ball bounces off him

Well, after the customary Alty mid-season shit-hot streak, now a run of 5 straight defeats. I guess it had to come, what with the continuing absence of a striker worthy of the description. Still, the whole season is essentially a simulation (much like life itself), so why worry?

Haha only just seen that. Apparently he's now at 477 goalless minutes for us.

Mental

Well, this is getting a bit weird.

I find it quite interesting how you can win games in the top echelon of non-league without a functioning striker.

We haven't beaten Halifax for 6 years

Wow, we've actually scored against County!

Ooh, no Ash Palmer on Saturday then? A player who always causes us grief, like Mulhern did, or Hinchliffe does every game. We may get a 0-0 out of you on Saturday.

Our game sounds quite interesting but our radio commentary is rendered unlistenable by what sounds like a car alarm beeping. Ooh, we're 1 up

"Should be beating teams like these" is often a precursor to humiliation, let's hope for more today.

You can smoke at Alty, just not in the seated areas

Cheers, sigh.

Haha, he's got a bit of competition for moderate strikers here. But on a serious note, looking him up on Wikipedia, I see he scored 27 in 56 games for Barrow over two seasons, then it's 1 in his last 49. What happened to him, has he been cursed by someone?

Pitch inspection at 0800. We don't score many, so if you do get a couple you may be pleasantly surprised.