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“Be respectful of each other” - but not the manager, of course. Who would’ve thought a fake knock-off football club would eventually start falling apart.

We appear to be playing Morecambe tonight. Surprised they’ve not requested to postpone it as we’re within about a week of an international break… Hopefully an opportunity to get Telford on the scoresheet and Whitfield some fitness, so a high-scoring defeat would be ideal.

How did he get away with it for so long? By far the worst ever, and fans of every club complained about him after just about every game.

Hilarious that Crewe claim to have been reffed by one of the only Salford die-hards in existence.

That’s a shocker - shades of Schumacher on Battiston.

Gutted not to have won that at the end when Whitfield missed an absolute sitter. Wasteful in front of goal again today, otherwise it was a strong performance. The Entertainers™ were good for the first half an hour but quickly became predictable and couldn’t really get going second half. They...

Expecting Nottm County to come and park the bus this afternoon - could be a bore draw.

I’m guessing Stocky also has a GCSE in German.

Just all the comments on Twitter saying we were shit and played hoofball. It’d be fine if that were true.

Doncaster were “beaten by a shit non-league side playing hoofball” yesterday. As everyone seems to be when we pick up three points.

Not seen it. Hope they got their money’s worth out of Billy Waters and his comical voices.

https://x.com/petapixel/status/1704542490102219022?s=46 Bad news for Crawley - the monkey drawings ain’t gonna pay the wages any longer. Would explain why we got Dom Telford for £3.25 (though starting to wonder if we just got a cheap copy and not the original)

You could always go and beat them up - fans should be self-policing, remember?

Has anyone ever got to the bottom of why Mullin was shite for a decade and then suddenly the best player outside the Premier League?

I don’t think we’d appoint him.

It’s almost like he’s desperate for a job.

You’ve misremembered how bad it was - it finished 0-6! https://www.thenationalleague.org.uk/archive2027-match-info/match-centre/1-778141 It was also about -5 degrees and probably a sub-500 crowd (back when the crowd numbers announced never resembled the true attendance). I think it was one of...

It was also Barton’s 250th offence.

Surely better to have them signed up and part of the squad rather than have to go looking for them when the squad is depleted?

He got L2 player of the month purely because of that shitty hat-trick.