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Am I surprised by this decision? The answer is no. You see, 'All they can do is reprimand'chester United have finally accepted that they're nothing more than a bottom-half team, and their 'fans' have started moving away in masses to 'support' teams that can actually win a game. But in true 'A...

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. You see, 'bland'chester United have proven again that quality football is a foreign concept to them. Then again, when your 'club' cares more about tabloid exposure than exciting football you were never going to entertain. For months we've had to...

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. I wrote a scathing review of 'Bland'chester United for their 'fans' but this website seems to think it's spam. If only 'Nothing more than a brand'chester United could do more than spam balls desperately into the box.

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. 'Bland'chester United have proven once again that the very most they can hope to achieve in football is mediocrity. Having struggled against relegation fodder for 90 minutes, they were lucky to take anything from the game due to a fortunate...

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. 'Burning up faster than if they were in a pan'chester United have shown the world (and their 'fans') that a "spend big and pray", anti-footballing attitude is a sure way to kill off a dying team. If anything, they've actually succeeded in coming...

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. 'Couldn't win the league even if they were in Kazahkstan'chester United' have once again shown the extent of their delusion during another justified hammering by a team their 'fans' think they should be beating. The only thing that shocked me...

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. 'Less likely to win than Rooney getting a tan'chester United have proven once again that attempting to buy the league will only end with them being the laughing stock of the footballing world. It's ironic that a club that spends so much is so...

Am I surprised by this transfer? The answer is no. 'Cash in hand'chester United have proven once again that they're nothing more than a big spending club, who care more about sponsorship deals and big names rather than attractive football. In this age, 'Disgraced across the land'chester United...

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. 'What they don't understand'chester United have shown the world once again that they are merely an illusion of a club, smoke and mirrors to hide the atrocities they commit on the pitch. Despite the boasting of big spending, record revenue and...

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. 'They just don't understand'Chester United have once again been proven for the footballing frauds they are. You see, they sell their budgets, the money they spent, according to their 'fans' they'll have Ronaldo and Messi in the summer. But when...

Do you need to play in a lower league in order to do that? Do you need to be on a pensioners wages in order to be 'giving something to the game'? Any way, I'm not too surprised. There was talk of him not having his contract renewed after his incredible last season, so it was bound to after a...

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. 'Doomed before this season even began'chester United have shown the world again what happens when you try to fix a sinking ship by throwing money around. You see, 'Bland'chester United only seem to care about corporate deals and stadium tours...

Well, not for United.

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. 'Bland'chester United have proven once again that throwing money at a sinking ship is not an efficient or honest way to build a football team. You see, despite spending hundreds of millions of pounds they have proven they're no better than a...

Am I surprised by this anger? The answer is no. 'Less likely to grow up than Peter Pan'chester United 'supporters' have shown once again that they're so willing to spit the dummy once things go a little sour for them. But that's to be expected of a 'fan'base that flock to whichever team is...

Am I surprised by this result? The answer is no. 'Bland'chester United have proven once again that not only their football lacks excitement, but they're nothing more than a glorified mid-table team. You see, while other teams inspire for excitement and attractive football, 'Boring the...

Is there a fire drill going on at Stamford Bridge or something?

I just put my life savings on us to win the league this season.

Am I surprised by this thread? The answer is no. Neverton fans have proven once again that their jealously and bitterness shows no boundaries by attempting (rather poorly) to defame the long and successful history of glorious Liverpool by pointing out their popularity. 'Not very clever'ton fans...

That's what Wenger believes. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/9921645/wenger-questions-united-way Am I surprised by these comments? The answer is no. Wenger doesn't seem to be the only person who's critical of 'More money than you can stand'chester United's questionable transfer...