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A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

Excellent win. Hopefully the first of many titles for him.

Dog Soldiers (2002) A routine military exercise turns into a nightmare in the Scotland wilderness. 8/10

Scarborough will be 5pts clear tonight, although they have played quite a few more games than most other teams. Currently winning 3-0 at home to Buxton.

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

It's easy enough to spot Hodgson, Pellegrini, Mourinho and Warnock but fuck knows about the others lol

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and...

It's good to see Scarborough doing well as i've always had a soft spot for them. Tough away game at Gainsborough next tuesday.

The people under the stairs (1991) The People Under the Stairs is the story of a young boy (Fool) from the ghetto and takes place on his 13th birthday. In an attempted burglary (along with two others) of the home of his family's evil landlords, he becomes trapped inside their large suburban...

Roger Federer is out of the US open in the fourth round after getting beat by John Millman in 4 sets. What a shame:D