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A blonde girl comes to the emergency room with burns on both ears and says, “Doctor, I was totally lost in thoughts and my phone rang and I picked up a hot iron instead.” - The doctor wonders, “And what happened to the other ear?” - The blonde girl replies, “Well I had to call my boyfriend to...

I think that its tight on your left foot.

Wow you look great! Did you lose weight?” - “Hey – did you just call me ugly and fat in retrospect?!”

This Lawyer Is Thorough… The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asks the accused. “The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.” “What’s the good news?” “Your cholesterol is 130.”

Welcome and a very happy new year to you too.

I think one can be a manager without being an ex-footballer but it always helps a lot if you know the tips and tricks of the trade and that comes from playing.

Oh such a sad news. :crazy::crazy:

Trump without any doubt.

Welcome to the forum :2thumb::2thumb:

do you make key chains as well?

If God Brings You to It, He will Bring You Through It

I am always watching....

ha..ha...nice one I would say. Would save the worries of my wife when she is outside and needs a pee.

You can watch "The Gap Paedophile" on BBC iPlayer. It's good.

Fat and jiggly asses...he..he