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Pet Semetary ,another film rashly thrown out under the guise of horror ,the spark intended to ignite a semblance of originality petered out after the first 20 mins.

I'm hoping the third installment with the battle is light and shade in comparison to the first two episodes before it disappears up its own @rse.

"Fuck yes, and they said the Quadruple would stretch us "

I wonder if Pep has burnt his lucky grey cardigan yet ?

Young Newcastle supporters elated with the news Raheem Sterling has chosen their school as the recipients of free cup final tickets to support his City team with his new project Operation Embarrassing Attendances.

Young Tarquin Michael Henry Ashley celebrated whilst his friend Reginald Julius Hampton the third (seen behind ) took a turn carrying the Ipad while keeping the index finger on his free hand tickling the rim of his easily excitable roommate.

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"Do you see what I'm doing here ? its a heart with my overly cheery little face in the middle it's to show how much I love football and how it saved me from doing a stint in the fucking South Korean army .....suckers":woo:

Young Chelsea keeper Kepa reacts to Sarri burning his Thunderbird slippers.

"I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint,do you know who said that ?".................." Alan Hansen MOTD 22:45 first of March 2003 I remember it like it was yesterday and I cant fucking remember my wifes first name, I really miss that big...

"I was told this was celebrity golf what the fuck is Warwick Davies here for and is that Anne Hegerty over there or has someone put a tent up on the fairway ? I mean, Fuck me one fella would get lost in a Golf bag and she couldn't fit her fucking lunch in it. Get me my agent "

"Right boys time to knuckle down and crack on ,now whose brought the doughnuts"

I think I allowed my deep seated loathing for Ince get in the way of funny there.

I've never really spoke about this ,well not in any real depth ,but I lost my best friend two years ago through illness ,he had his initial diagnosis and 4 weeks later he was just a memory.I felt bereft of emotion ,listless and genuinely disinterested in any form of social interaction,it was...

"Cheeky bastards were calling me Mad Eye Moody,so I said Harry Potter was for nerds and then Calum Chambers who 'regularly dies on his arse at the back for Fulham' tried to strangle me with his Hogwarts scarf"

Ince : "Can I help you officer?" Police officer : We'd like you to help us with our inquiries Mr Ince" Ince : "Certainly officer only happy to help our boys in blue" Police officer: Can you confirm your whereabouts last night sir ? Ince : Whats this about ? Police officer : "A bogeyed Sodomite...

"I'm sorry I'm late ,so many fucking roundabouts ...........I see dead people"

I think if a cursory warning was offered in light of another absence then posters would have a modicum of empathy for the forums plight. Its just people have grown decidedly weary of these frankly perfunctory explanations when the site returns.

Cant wait for this tonight ,the opportunity to stretch our lead over City to 7 points and the general importance of this game will mean I will be sitting with more than a few jumpy Kopites myself included. I'm loath to mention our record at our yard because in games such as this one those stats...

Just watched episode 6 'Twin Cities' of Counterpart series 2. Its basically an informative jump back to a time when the crossing evolved and how the distrust between the collective known as 'the management' was generated through a series of failed experiments and the cost of not factoring in...